Name: CBS Mailbag: Dave And Martin Short Dance | Letterman
Uploaded: 2022-11-10T15:11:39.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'CBS Mailbag: Dave And Martin Short Dance | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'CBS Mailbag: Dave And Martin Short Dance | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-10. Transcript available.

my favorite part of the show i'd have to say my favorite part of the show is
when we
when we open up the cbs mail it's your favorite i'd have to say it's why is
that well because
you know uh undeniably there's no mailbag that we're opening right it's a it's
a symbolic it's
a figurative mailbag opening yes if you will and and also as you can tell from
that it doesn't take
much to keep me happy and nothing could be further from the truth or farther
depending on who you
believe ladies and gentlemen here we go letter number one dear dave may i
please take over for
tony inky mendez please john summers uh tucson arizona they're referring to our
q card boy he's
close to 60 we call him boy anyway uh tony big ink mendez that's what he's
talking about and he wants
to take over uh his job you know i want to tell you something uh i don't need
the cards for this inky put
those away uh tony mendez since he's been our q card kid on the show has become
very very popular
and he's more and more people recognize him and he's becoming more and more
well known as a result
here take a look at this here tony mendez cover boy tony inky cover boy mendez
take a look at this
he's right there on the cover of grown men who dress like nine-year-olds
monthly look at that
have you read this one yet tony have you seen this one you haven't seen that
one i haven't read that
one but i read the uh scrawny talk show host bag of gas yeah you've read that
one
so then tony i guess it's safe to say that you don't subscribe to tony take a
good long look at
yourself in the mirror you look like an idiot monthly
is that right no no no no but i subscribe too you want a piece of me letterman
well bring it on mama
racho bring it on mama racho that's right for our spanish friends bring it on
mama racho
so apparently you haven't read the latest issue of g tony take it easy it was
just a joke
that guy at the day you're not more of television that all this is to travel a
lot of
oh yeah it's better when you can mean it's in the alphabet of the invierno
thank you fidel thank you very much
tony inky big inc mendez ladies and gentlemen how about a nice hand now for the
people
printing up those funny magazines the late show graphics department here they
are
the late show graphics department and also how about a nice hand for our highly
paid team of
translators there they are a lot of work that was a lot of work you all right
buddy yeah okay he
didn't break a sweat on that one yes i did by all means continue squatting
please remain squatting
remain squatted
oh okay you're gonna put down a little towel and sell your fake rolexes while
you're down there
you know
make yourself a pretty penny doing that oh all right okay all right sorry i
brought the whole thing
up all right letter number two dear dave as you know the president was sending
secret signals to
monica oh yeah do you have any secret signals that you send to anyone uh this
comes to us from your
freedom challenged fan greg roulon number five one six seven three one western
missouri correctional
center cameron missouri that's why
that's why i love to open up the cbs mailbag no i don't uh i don't send uh
secret signals to anyone
during the show uh i have other things to worry about but i will say one thing
the onions are frying
and ready to be painted okay letter number three let's go right on to live ah dave
yes excuse me
david what was that what was what what was that thing you just said oh i just i
was answering the
the guy's question you wrote in about secret signals and i just answered that
letter number
three no no wait wait wait you said the something the onions are frying and
ready to be painted now
what what was that what was that kind of a secret message no no no no i was
just talking to our
drummer anton zip for a second you hear what i said anton yeah i got it dave no
problem okay good
that my friends is hall of fame comedy we'll be getting a call from cooperstown
before
paint them onions uh let's see where are we oh yeah uh number three dear dave
sometimes i wonder does biff
really like you this is a question about biff henderson uh your fan in richmond
indiana kathy ray
uh well does biff henderson uh i well i can't pretend to speak for biff let's
uh find out from
him himself biff henderson do you do you honestly do you honestly like me biff
are you kidding dave of
course i do you've always been like a big brother to me well that's very nice i
appreciate that biff that's
very nice of you to say yeah we've had some great times together
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
that's nice
that's nice that's nice you like to see something like that work out you know
yeah it was sweet
uh letter number four dear dave uh what do you whisper to each guest when you
bring them
out your pal aaron real house uh royal oak michigan oh we get this uh question
a lot and when a guest
that comes on i used to uh you know lean in and say hello thanks for coming how's
the kids
that kind of thing every now and then maybe a little something different you
know you want
to try a little something you're feeling some extra energy uh here's what i'm
talking about remember
the other night marty short yeah a very talented actor comedian and a very nice
guy he's on yeah
and he ain't here tonight but he was on the other night
and and i just i just thought well what the heck let's just try a little
something different you
remember it was interesting yeah okay here take a look the night marty short
came out
ladies and gentlemen here's our good friend martin short
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