Name: Bid On Dave's One-Of-A-Kind Autographed Jacket | Letterman
Uploaded: 2022-11-14T21:53:50.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bid On Dave's One-Of-A-Kind Autographed Jacket | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bid On Dave's One-Of-A-Kind Autographed Jacket | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-14. Transcript available.

Hi, I'm Barbara and this is Dave. I thought you had an exclusive with TikTok.
Hi, Barbara. How are you?
Wait. Are you back or are you with the TikTok?
There's some paperwork.
So did it fall through or you just haven't finalized?
Hi, Barbara.
All right. Anyway, so we've got a new thing today.
Yes. Look at this handsome jacket. This one, as you can see, the lettering is
pants.
And look at the fine craftsmanship of the end where they put the opening right
down the middle of the end.
And when you button it up, the end closes right up. And it's just a beautiful
garment.
This is an extra large.
It's fine looking. It looks good.
I love it. I love the jacket. And we have some of these. And what is the date
there? Ninety, 1999.
Yeah.
Yeah. So just before the end of the, that was the big Y2K fear. Remember that
where people had a Y2K bunker all ready to go?
And then later, if you were smart enough to have the Y2K bunker, you use it for
COVID.
That would be smart.
Well, you would go into the COVID.
Who knew that then 20 years later?
Which speaks to the idea of a bunker. Why not?
Sure. What? So anyway, we were thinking that maybe we would auction off this
jacket.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's an excellent idea. Here's what I was thinking. We could
auction this jacket off.
And is it the highest bidder?
Yeah. The highest bidder, Walter?
Yeah.
Yes, the highest bidder.
And I think originally this was, back in the day, this thing was worth a lot of
money. These are, this actual leather on there.
Yeah. No, these are, this is high quality.
Yeah. And I think they were, and there's a nice lining in there. You like the
lining. Remember that guy?
Yeah.
You like the lining.
We love that guy.
You like the lining.
And I don't remember the guy's name. He'd be on the show and it was always, you
like the lining.
We posted him. Oh, Harry Hill.
Oh, Harry Hill. And I would always say, well, why can't we get Harry Hill back?
And they'd say, yeah, he's studying to be a doctor. He really doesn't do comedy
anymore.
And I thought, this is the guy you want as a doctor? You like that. You like
the lining. You like the lining. He's a doctor. Yeah.
So anyway, or so I'll sign it. I hate to ruin it by signing it though. This is
so beautiful. Should I sign it or not?
Well, I tell you what, Walter says yes.
Look at this. Look at what I have here. This is a solid gold Hanukkah coin.
But I gave that to you a year ago.
That's right. That's right. It's a solid gold Hanukkah coin. And if you are the
high bidder,
what do we think? This is going to be like a million dollars? No.
About a million. All right. Whatever it is, I'm going to put this. See, look at
that. Look at the pocket.
I'm going to put this solid gold Hanukkah coin right there. So you not only get
this beautiful pants
jacket, but you get the little surprise gift in the pocket there for me.
Well, would you, do you want him to sign it? Walter wants you to sign it?
I'm afraid I'm going to, it's just so nice. Okay. This is going to ruin it.
What color is that?
Purple. That's the only one I had.
And I, here, hold the sleeve.
Dave.
Gorgeous.
Well, what about the date? What is the date today?
The 1st of November.
The 1st of November, I'm hearing.
Gorgeous.
There you go. But I've ruined the jacket.
No, no.
But in the pocket, solid gold Hanukkah coin.
And the money goes to charity.
Oh, yes. Where is it going?
To the World Food Program.
That's right. Because there's nothing worse than hungry people. And, uh, and,
uh, there's no reason people should be hungry. Well, that's the, and the thing
we liked about the World Food Program, uh, it's a problem that can be solved.
It's not like one of those where, oh, we're so close and we can't, but we can't,
uh, feeding people is something that can be achieved readily. We have the
resources for it.
Right.
And I'm sure this jacket, now that I've, and plus if you're, when you buy the
jacket and you're hungry, uh, the solid gold Hanukkah coin, full of chocolate.
That's going to be tasty. Uh, all right. Thank you.
There's a link.
Oh, there's a link.
Oh, yeah. And press on to subscribe.
Oh, no. Link for, link for, link for, link for, for the auction. Link for the
auction.
For the auction.
Okay. Thank you.
And I'll see you on TikTok.
Oh, that works out. Okay. Bye.
You say TikTok like Tony Mendez.
Yeah, that's right.
TikTok.
TikTok.
TikTok.
TikTok.
Yeah.