Name: CBS Mailbag: The 45 Second "Late Show" | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'CBS Mailbag: The 45 Second "Late Show" | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-29. Transcript available.

uh here we go letter number one actual letters from actual viewers just like
yourself sitting
there at home in the family room or the den watching tonight hey dave i was
just wondering
what kind of music do you listen to sincerely lee bishop of bellevue ohio uh
good question lee and
you know i i don't know a lot about music i love paul and the orchestra every
night they're
they're terrific i guess it's safe to say that i love all manner of music in
fact
the other night i was at the grammy awards right over at radio city musical
maybe you saw me i
think i was on tv the nominations are sunny came home sean colvin producer john
leavenfall
mm-bop producers of dust hanson producing the dust brothers and stevens and marona
and the record of the year is sunny came home oh no come on
what's that bett middler there bett middler on the grammys yeah remember when
bett middler used
to be on our show uh i can't even think back that yeah she ain't on the show
anymore i noticed that
she hates me oh what happened i don't know what happened you have to talk to
bett bad blood or the
divine miss m oh i see what did you say about i didn't say anything all right
she just hates me
really yeah a lot of a lot of people feel that way this should there should be
no surprise to you now
you've been doing this a long time uh here we go letter number two dear dave uh
have you or any of
the late night uh late show gang ever slept with uh the president uh nick brye
somebody trying to be
smart here uh no nick in answer to your ridiculous question i have not paul you've
never you never
tony what about you our cue card kid you've never uh our announcer alan calter
have you ever slept with
the president hold on dave there never has been any improper relationship
between myself and the
what about what about just an improper relationship with yourself hold on dave
now we're having fun ain't we and i mean it's good old-fashioned fun uh letter
number three hey dave i
recently moved and my new phone number is uh two four zero d-a-v-e two four
zero dave wow do you have
any words of advice just wondering chris sits houston texas uh that's funny i
don't you know i don't
care what your phone number is but uh you know what's fun sometimes you ever do
this paul on the weekend
when you're bored and you just got the at the phone there and uh you just you
can play little wacky
stunts with the prank phone calls you know have you ever done it yeah when i
did it and i'm not proud
about this i did it last weekend and i videotaped it watch
hello hi did you know your phone number spells mayonnaise uh no i didn't well
it does take care
hello hello one eight hundred flowers did you know your phone number spells one
eight hundred flowers
jackass talk to you later
okay this will be our final this will be our final letter of the evening letter
number four uh dear dave my
why i forgot to set the vcr on tuesday night and i unfortunately missed the big
show did i miss
anything paul rosenow boston massachusetts a excellent question paul and you
know this happens all the
time because the show is on late people can't stay up as late as they might but
uh we don't uh have time
to show you the entire hour-long program from tuesday night but i think i can
help out here you see
every every night we tape abbreviated or a truncated 45 second version of the
uh program you know the one that
they show on airlines ah yeah so here now take a look at the 45 second version
of tuesday night show
david letterman hi folks my cab driver wore a cortex turban and then president
clinton dropped his
pants say hello to paul schaefer tonight's top ten list let's go
there you go please welcome our first guest kelsey grammar
do you have a clip yep all right there's well thanks for stopping by see you
everybody everybody it's tony randall dressed like saddam hussein i'm crazy
well here's aretha franklin respect
that's it we're out of time good night everybody
here you go it's the 45 second version i hope you enjoyed that