Name: James Earl Jones' Top Ten Effects Of Y2K | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'James Earl Jones' Top Ten Effects Of Y2K | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'James Earl Jones' Top Ten Effects Of Y2K | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-29. Transcript available.

The category, ladies and gentlemen, New Year's Eve, Top 10 Effects of Y2K.
That's the category. We're looking right down the barrel of the gun tonight.
This is what everybody has been worried about.
This is what everybody has been concerned about.
This is what everyone has been preparing for.
Top 10 Effects of Y2K.
And now, here to present tonight's Top 10 list,
one of the great actors of our time, James Earl Jones.
James!
There we go.
Top 10 Effects of Y2K.
Here we go.
Number 10.
Stuff's gonna explode.
Yeah!
Number 9.
The Big Dipper will fall out of the sky and kill a guy in Sweden.
Number 8.
Everyone's voice will suddenly sound exactly like mine.
Some good.
Some good will come of it.
Number 7.
Michael Jackson will finally look in the mirror and say,
My God, what the hell is wrong with me?
Ladies and gentlemen.
Number 6.
There will be a new letter added to the English alphabet.
NGIPI.
What did I?
You have any idea where that one will go?
Number 5.
A computer glitch will force Bill Gates to pay off every American's credit card.
Wow.
No more answering the phone by saying,
Yellow!
Number 3.
Every kid will lose interest in that Pokemon crap.
Number 2.
Number 2.
Ricky Martin will become even more man-tastic.
Oh, come on!
That's not possible!
Can't be.
And the number 1 effect of Y2K.
Despite assurances from high-ranking officials that it could not happen.
Refuting decades of conventional scientific wisdom.
Flying in the face of smug predictions by so-called experts.
Kraft macaroni and cheese will become even cheesier.
Yeah!
Yeah!