Name: Celebrating Elvis' Birthday: Peace Through Dramatization Players | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Celebrating Elvis' Birthday: Peace Through Dramatization Players | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Celebrating Elvis' Birthday: Peace Through Dramatization Players | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-08. Transcript available.

Oh, well, it's certainly a magic night here, folks.
You're really in for a treat now.
Today is Elvis Presley's birthday,
and what better way to commemorate this
than our own piece through dramatization players
touching tribute to the king entitled
Elvis, A Birthday Memory.
Kids?
Care for another piece of pie, Chet?
Oh, no thanks, Irma.
I'm working on my poems.
Isn't this exciting?
Elvis Presley right here in Cooper County.
You going to the big show tomorrow?
I'd like to.
If only I could get some of my poems to Elvis.
Well, why don't you just go over to the hotel?
I bet he's not doing anything tonight.
All right, freeze!
Both of you, let's go!
Up against the wall.
Come on, move it, move it, move it!
All right, hold it.
Hold it right there.
All right, Elvis, come on in.
Come on in, Elvis.
There he is.
Look at that.
Elvis!
Shut up!
You didn't see nobody here.
Now, Elvis and I, we're just going to hang out here for a little while.
Just until things blow over.
Yeah, that's right.
Hey, Elvis, looky here.
Elvis, she's pretty.
You want her?
No, but I would like some of that pie.
Hey!
Yeah.
Sure does look good, don't it?
Yeah.
Hey, what the hell?
Look at this.
Now, what the...
Love me tender, love me true, never let me go...
Well, hey, Elvis, that could be a good song for you.
Yeah.
Hey, those are my poems.
Shut up, pretty boy.
I'm going to have to mess you up.
You want...
Elvis, get down.
Hold it.
Elvis, we know you're in there.
Come out with your hands up.
Shut up, copper.
You're never going to get Elvis.
You understand me?
Chris, excuse me, excuse me.
Give me that just a second.
Let's get up.
Let's get up.
Come on.
Well, it's not over yet, Dave, but thank you very much.
Come on, get up.
Just get up.
It's all right.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Chris, yeah.
Still going on there.
Yeah, I know.
What the hell does this have to do with Elvis?
Who is this guy?
He doesn't even look like Elvis.
Oh, I know.
It's Eerie, isn't it?
He's...
That's my good friend, Rick.
I know, we didn't realize until we put the glasses on.
Yeah.
Listen, now, how long have you been working on this?
Do you even have a script for this thing?
Well, of course not.
We were improvising.
We wanted a script.
He wouldn't let us.
He hogged the whole thing.
You bitch!
Chris, Chris, now, it seems to me that an actor needs a script.
An actor...
needs a script to do the job, you know?
Uh-huh.
An actor needs a script.
That's right.
Do you mind if I ask you a simple question?
Yeah.
What the hell do you know about theater, mister?
Have you done any characters?
Are you a character actor?
Is that the thing?
No, no, I'm not a character.
The only character that I play is myself.
Oh.
And, Dave, it's a charmer, too.
Now, Chris, I have to tell you something.
I think you've really ruined the piece through dramatization players, and I don't
want to embarrass
you, but are you drunk?
He's always drunk.
I'm sorry, Elvis?
He's always drunk.
He's always drunk.
Thank you very much.
Go back to sleep in your pie.
I can't believe...
Yeah, okay, I'm drunk.
Big deal.
Who cares?
Look, you said it yourself.
We're in our fourth year here.
No one cares.
We're riding on vapor here.
You know what I was thinking about?
We now return to Undersea Kingdom.
Undersea Kingdom will return in a moment.