Name: Dave Welcomes A New Staffer To The Show | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Welcomes A New Staffer To The Show | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-18. Transcript available.

You know, just this week, kids, we were lucky enough to have a brand new
employee join our
late night staff. Now, through the miracle of videotape, let's join Sheila
Rogers on her first
day on the job here at NBC. Oh, this will be her. This is probably her right
here.
Hi, how are you? Hi. I'm Dave Letterman. Nice to see you. Who are you? Sheila
Rogers. This is
Sheila Rogers. And this is your first day with us, isn't it? First day here.
Yeah. And what
will you be doing for us? I'll be booking talent for you. Booking talent for us.
Great. And what did
you do before you came here? I worked at Rolling Stone. Rolling Stone magazine.
Yeah. Very, very
hip. Vita, come on in. This is Vita, one of the security guards. This is Sheila
Rogers. Go ahead.
Do whatever you have to do. Will I go through this every day? If you're lucky.
That's Vita.
That's great. Thank you very much. Okay. Get ready for real fun now. All right,
Sheila,
let me show you my office. This is my assistant, Rose. This is Sheila Rogers.
Hi. Nice to see you.
Any messages? Yeah. Your mom called. She's out of Monkey Chow. Okay. I'll call
her back. Here you go.
Thank you. Just look right in there. Okay. That's good. Thanks a lot, Rose.
Sure.
Just take the blood pressure. We're in kind of a hurry. We had her in the gown
upstairs. Everything
seemed to be okay. Sheila, I'm going to take a second here to introduce you to
our producer,
Robert Morton, unless he's having lunch with Lou Wasserman. Hey, Morty, I want
you to say hello to
Sheila Rogers, our new talent coordinator, Robert. All right. Nice to see you.
We'll talk to you later.
See you. All right. Bye-bye. So that one's Robert. He's the producer of the
show. Wait one second.
Hey, Morty. Oh, man. That's a pretty one. There you go. There. Oh, God help me.
I love the waffles.
Take it, Sheila. I don't think I can say it without inflection. God help me. I
loves the waffles.
God help me. I loves the waffles. I don't know what the hell that is. All right.
Okay, Sheila, I want you to meet now a very good friend of ours. He's a
director, Hal Gurney.
This is Hal's office right here.
Hi, Hal. Say hello to Sheila Rogers. Hello, Mr. Grant.
Hal's been in a deep state of confusion since the Super Bowl.
I don't know why.
Sheila, do you like frozen yogurt? Very much.
Oh, man, I love it. Here's how you can get it free if the commissary's not too
crowded.
okay right turn it on
i want to introduce you to our associate producer this is jude brennan very
important
we'll come back later i think they're having a budget meeting
all right sheila i don't know if anybody talked to you about your pay your
salary or your annual
take-home fee but this is where we determine it give me your coat rose bring me
the shot put
well you get the idea this is how i started go ahead good luck one shot here we
go
oh oh down just under 10 so we'll start you around eight five if that's okay oh
god help me i love the
well we'll do a commercial we'll be back with alan hazy