Name: Crispin Glover Tries To Kick Dave In The Head | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Crispin Glover Tries To Kick Dave In The Head | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-30. Transcript available.

uh my next guest is a uh very talented young man he probably best remembered as
michael j fox's
father in a film called back to the future he is now starring in a motion
picture called river's
edge folks please welcome crispin glover hi how are you nice to see you good to
see you
how are you doing good i'm really good uh things going all right this summer i'm
having a very good
good summer yeah where do you live now you live in los angeles yes that's right
in los angeles i just
bought a nice condominium condominium where where's it located it's located
just over the hill in the
valley and i'm really happy about it did you uh did for a time you lived in hollywood
you lived on
hollywood boulevard in hollywood boulevard on hollywood boulevard no at an
apartment overlooking
hollywood boulevard a big high building you lived in big tower on hollywood no
no
all right then we'll just we'll just drop that and go on to something else all
right do you uh
do you do do you do a lot of television shows oh yes now because i've been in
movies that are big and
i'm i'm i'm a movie star so i've been on talk shows on the johnny carson show
and now i'm here
and i've been all across the united states and i feel really good about it so
do you enjoy the experience
yes i feel very good about them
i noticed you have something there in the case
i i i i knew that this was going to happen and i uh
uh i can i tell you because the the press they can do things they can twist
things around and
i because you're talking i don't look i the press says things about you in in
in the in the paper this
is a a paper the la weekly in in los angeles and they said they said about me a
lot la-di-da it was
at i went to a club and they said that um it was at a meeting and it said crispin
glover who was in a
frenzy though his bark is actually worse than his dot dot dot you get the point
and
paul anything you'd like to add here and then another one they said they said
they said they said
crispin glover is this the first time you've seen another guy drown is this the
first time you've
watched a guy die is that you're talking about you or yeah no me this is this
is the other thing
they said crispin glover was pinstriped and greased up for the occasion impressing
the girl things
who are trying to get next to him guess some people are turned on by bril cream
yeah well i don't know
and then they you i don't have you seem to be distraught they don't you seem to
be
try to make me sound a lot weird and i'm just i'm strong you know i'm strong i
can arm wrestle
i will do you want to arm wrestle i've been taking you know i've taken these
aren't mine
i can i can i can kick okay okay i'm gonna go check on the top 10.
okay welcome back to the show we're running a little uh short of time tonight i
would have
loved to chatted more with crispin glover but i understand he had a cab to
catch and well
traffic this time of night here in midtown is pretty brutal so we wanted to
wanted to ensure
every possibility that he would get wherever he was going on time did you enjoy
that paul it was uh
interesting segment yeah i think that's the first time we've been doing the
show that a guest actually
tried to kick me well i think it was a conceptual piece well he came very close
to denting my head
with those giant with those giant shoes so i thought i don't need that i'm i'm
40 i went to college i've
had a number of i don't need this that is not how i want my life ended some
goofball some dork from
wherever oh stop it stop it yeah you want to have dinner with the guy
uh let me let me uh this is more of a rhetorical question is the top 10 ready