Name: Fun with Rupert & Dave In Los Angeles | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fun with Rupert & Dave In Los Angeles | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fun with Rupert & Dave In Los Angeles | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-09. Transcript available.

excuse me sir excuse me sir my name is lou i'm a beginner my name is lou i'm a
beginner let's try
and lift one together let's let's try to with lift the weight together um you
have to go talk
to you you're not supposed to be in here unless really how much is this way how
much is this way
35 pounds 35 let's try it together no let's try it together here we go here we
go there we go no
no watch your back watch your back watch your back watch your back man i'm
burning and i'm
burning i can feel the burn all right now breathe breathe breathe you gotta
breathe you gotta breathe
after you do that you gotta keep breathing hi hi how are you how are you need
to be a member to be in
i'm a bodybuilding i'm a i'm a bodybuilding enthusiast i'm a beginner i'm a
beginner i have a stomach flu
i got a stomach flu huh you need to be a member or buy a day pass sign me up i'm
there chester i'm
yours for the day what do you need i'm yours for the day what do you need i'm
here to help i'm here
to help don't help just work work your own program did i mention i have stomach
flu did i mention i
have stomach flu excuse me excuse me please don't put your hands please please
don't put your hands
down there if you put your hands there if you put your hands there we have to
close it down we have
to close it down because you come here from germany because you come here from
germany put your hands
put your hands on the prince hey everybody it's michael jordan look everybody
it's michael jordan look
hey michael hey michael i want to do deep knee bends okay while you do those i'm
going to do my deep
knee bends one two three four five i want to see showgirls i want to see showgirls
i want two tickets for
the 10 15 i want two tickets for the 1 15 two tickets for the 1 15 and one
ticket for the 4 15
and one ticket for the 4 15 and two tickets for the 7 15 and two tickets for
the 7 15 and i'm gonna need
six for the 10 15 and i'm gonna need six for the 10 15 all right all right you
want to go over that
again you want me to go over that again all right squat down
and lift
come on mom come on mom come on mom come on mom here we go yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah
i hope to be a showgirl one day i hope to be a showgirl one day look at this i
can dance like a
maniac i can dance like a maniac just do something what do you think of that
what do you think of that
oh oh oh whoa whoa excuse me could somebody help me with the bike here excuse
me could someone help me
with the bikes here do you work here do you work here
switch switch where where you do me and i'll do you oh oh really hi lady how
you doing hi lady how are you
you need a lesson would you like a lesson yeah be careful be very careful you
might fall on your ass
you might fall on your ass how about you keep leaving oh come on one one two
two three three four four
i came for the burgers i came for the burgers burgers burgers burgers burgers
burgers
whoops it's coming on me oh it's coming on me i better go down oh i better go
down
hey mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy oh mommy oh mommy oh mommy is david hasselhoff
here today
is david hasselhoff here today is david hasselhoff here today
oh he's off today you know he's very popular in germany you know you know he's
very popular in germany
maybe you can help me with my posing maybe you can help me with my posing yeah
here you go
here we go what's this yeah what do you think what do you do it the other way
yeah okay watch this
yeah look at that look at that yeah just do another one whatever okay how about
this yeah look at that
yeah yeah i'm from neptu how are you how are you i'm gonna need eight tickets
for the 115. i'm gonna need i'm gonna need eight tickets for the 115.
i'm not gonna sell you the ticket oh please lois oh please lois the money is
burning a hole in my pocket
the money is burning a hole in my pocket i'm not gonna sell you the ticket
i need eight tickets for showgirls i need eight tickets to showgirls here's the
money here's the money
see if you can't make it happen see if you can make it happen i can't i can't
buy them for you
how come how come she knows i'm standing here talking to you
gary i'm gonna tell you who i'm buying these tickets for i'm going to tell you
who i'm buying
these tickets for i'm buying them for oj i'm buying them for oj
that's right don't tell anybody
i need some help i need some help a couple of weeks ago i moved here from brazil
a couple of
weeks i moved in here from brazil my girlfriend my girlfriend uh let's just say
her name is linda
let's just say her name is linda in brazil brazil i called her linda i call her
linda linda linda linda linda linda linda linda linda you want to see me run in
place you want to see me run in place go ahead rupert run in place
oh right
guess how many hours of sleep i had last night tony guess how many hours of
sleep i had last night
i don't know three no no 22 i was asleep for 22 hours i was asleep for 22 hours
22
so let me try this one right let me try this one here do you mind if i try this
one no okay okay
yeah go ahead and lie down all right all right okay all right now put your head
down rupert
mommy mommy mommy michelle michelle michelle michelle i'm a little lightheaded
i'm a little
lightheaded so i'm gonna bend over now okay so i'm gonna bend over now okay
okay oh oh i just want
the biggest bed in l.a county okay i just want i just want the biggest bed in l.a
county
I need over a thousand square feet of sleeping surface.
Hi, you're a little lightheaded.
Hey, I was a little lightheaded.
I bent over to get the blood flowing back into my brain.
Maybe you want to get some fresh air.
No, I'm fine now.
No, no, I'm fine now.
We're from Brazil.
Yeah, we're from Brazil.
Rio.
Rio.
Rio.
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me, sir.
Would you like to know more about Dianetics?
Would you like to know more about Dianetics?
I'm L. Ron Hubbard.
I'm L. Ron Hubbard.
What can you tell me about Dianetics?
Read this.
Right.
It feels like those negative thoughts or emotions or feelings kind of hold
people back.
Will it help me meet girls?
Will it help me meet girls?
Well, what's keeping you from meeting girls?
They think I'm creepy.
They think I'm creepy.
Well, how's that?
Well, look at me.
Tony?
Tony?
How much for this?
How much for this?
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
You mind if I try this out?
You mind if I try this out?
Put it down and get on it, Rupert.
Go ahead.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Yeah, that's perfect.
Yeah, that's perfect.
Yeah, that's perfect.
Yeah, adios.
I'm out.
Yeah, adios.
I'm out.
Thanks, Tony.
Okay, thanks, Tony.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
Oh, wait, Tony?
Oh, wait, Tony?
Is this going to be tough to buy sheets for?
Is this going to be tough to buy sheets for?
Come on out.
Let's try and stand in the window.
I think she's calling management.
There you go.
All right, Rupert, can you, like, take a pose, put your hands on your hips and
look to your
Take a pose, put your hands on your hips and look to your left.
Yeah, just stay like that.
That's pretty cool.
Ramona.
Ramona.
Ramona.
Oh, Ramona.
Ramona.