Name: Jimmy Kimmel Sucker-Punched Jay Leno | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jimmy Kimmel Sucker-Punched Jay Leno | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-15. Transcript available.

our next guest is a very funny man who's got his own talk show entitled jimmy kimmel
live
and it recently celebrated seventh anniversary isn't that remarkable wow seven
years time
ladies gentlemen here is jimmy kimmel how you doing i'm doing well thank you
how are you uh
great you look like you lost weight i guess i haven't seen in a year or so but
i'm going to
trust actually one of regis's old things yeah well it certainly does the trick
uh i don't want to
derail you but have you ever been to snoop's house well no i know i haven't no
i don't i don't even
where he lives he lives out in california i can give you the address if you
want no thanks i'm fine it's
um it's a beautiful home it's sexy comfortable and it um it's true snoop
snoop had me over to your buddies you and snooper buddies we're very close very
close he almost
recognized me in the hall i went to his house and it's uh it was very cloudy in
his house and
i was affected by that the weather in the house really to the extent that i
wound up going through
snoop's refrigerator and he had some whipped cream in there and just squirting
whipped cream into my mouth
and then there was chicken and i um just started plowing through it really like
i think i had the
bucket on my head and i heard snoop elbow his friend and he he said quietly but
loud enough that
i could hear it he said my nephew done gone through six pieces of chicken
already
he thinks of me as his nephew yeah yeah
nice can you get that on the machine i don't know how it works either to be
honest with you
i'm gonna i'm gonna try it first the alley backstage is twittering and she
knows how to do it really
really okay say that to me again jimmy what did he say he said my nephew wait a
minute i gotta find
the quote thing okay okay my nephew okay eight i'm sorry oops a q you can just
do it the letter eight
too and the number eight you don't have to write on twitter that's one of the
great things about it please
please okay my nephew my nephew done done eight now that's that grammar is a
little faulty isn't it
that's a good way to get shot dave
my nephew done eight six pieces of chicken six p-i oopsie i-e c-e-s of chicken
already okay now already
a-l-l or a-l-r-e-l-l i think we'd have to ask snoop hey this ain't exactly
college bowl all right
there he is is there extra security tonight
okay please please jimmy okay my nephew done eight six pieces of chicken
already okay i'm gonna tweet
it yeah tweet it by the way in my own defense they have given me a left-handed
computer
and then you push the thing oh i forgot that yeah
see this is
okay all right this is similar to the vibe at snoop's house right now
see everything's in slow motion okay that should be it it's gone
uh what else is new with uh you a boy you know i i can't tell you how much i
enjoyed uh your
participation in the jay leno scandal that was oh thank you thank you that's
and i do want to say to you thanks for inviting me to your super bowl party
well you know now we didn't
have enough room i would love love to come oprah oprah had final say on the
guest that must have been
uh it was it was interesting i've known jay a long long time and it was just it
was just got to be fun
i mean it just really got to be a lot of fun it did i would like to keep it
going but you we had him
we were drowning him and you threw a lifesaver out to him during the super bowl
no i think we can still
fire it up and we can yeah now you you did an entire show as jay i did yeah
yeah it was um it's fun
to be jay you know it's easier really yeah it is you should try it but jay um jay
i did do i dressed
up as jay well you guys are friends right we're very close yeah we we uh we
used during the strike
we spoke on the phone the writer's time he would call and give me advice and i
would you know agree
with it or whatever and um i imitated him i dressed up i had the chin and
everything and then he called
me the next day i was it was a writer's meeting and they said jay's on the
phone and i just went oh no
this is not good yeah but i went to the phone i was like i better get it over
with and jay felt
actually he said oh i thought yeah it's in the news it's funny it's funny
my nephew done a thick piece of chicken already i can intersect that's what you
call a mash-up but um
so i you know i felt relieved that he thought it was funny and then an hour
later they called and
asked me to do his show that's right and then you went on and did the 10 at 10.
i went on and did the
10 at 10 and i asked him um well he asked me 10 questions about nothing and i
asked him 10 questions
about stealing conan's job from him and and then i i did not get a call the
next day
what i what i loved about it it was just it was it was it was fun it was funny
and nobody got hurt
the only people that got hurt with nbc they lost hundreds of millions of
dollars we don't care about
nbc i mean jay didn't get hurt you didn't get hurt conan didn't get hurt i
certainly didn't get hurt and
it was just a lot of fun i think conan might disagree but um yeah no he jay was
i don't think
jay was happy because he went on the oprah show and said i sucker punched him
which you know he's
always running to tattle to oprah whenever something happens it's like and uh i
didn't feel like i did
sucker punch yeah but then i looked it up in the dictionary and it turns out i
did yeah but
but the truth of it is this is like it we it used to be uh when we would all be
at the comedy store
and we were always insulting and attacking one another and we couldn't have had
a better time at
it and to me that's what it was reminiscent of it was a lot of yeah it was a
great deal of fun yeah
it was a lot of fun i'm gonna miss it i really yeah it's too bad i um
you're talking about this you play you don't play golf do you no no no uh but
the big story of course
uh and do you know tiger woods you're friends with him no no never been to his
house nothing no no
calls it's exciting in the world of golf for the uh masters and it'll be an
enormous the key words
there being in the world of golf this is exciting because the world of golf is
not exciting my agent
loves tiger woods james baby doll dixon is his name james baby doll dixon baby
doll dixon and well how
does the guy get a nickname like baby calls everyone baby doll so we started
calling him baby doll in
return and now it's just baby baby baby doll baby baby baby all over back and
forth it's ridiculous and
is this a nickname he picked up in prison i mean honestly where what is that
all about my cousin sal gave it to
him actually so close enough yeah but um he loves tiger woods more than a
cocktail waitress loves tiger
woods i mean he loves so last year
he really does he would absolutely have sex with him last year before the whole
thing happened you
know you guys heard about that right yeah before what tiger calls the worst
thanksgiving ever occurred
i saw online they were auctioning off the hollywood max wax museum is right
across the street from our
theater and they were auctioning off the tiger woods wax figure and i thought
what a great gift this would
be for baby doll yeah you know so i bid on it now maybe we can go on ebay next
after you conquer twitter
i've been on it and i didn't want to lose it so i bid a few thousand dollars do
you mind if i ask the
price what did you end up paying i wound up paying like twenty four hundred
dollars or something
a bargain really well they do nice work at the hollywood wax i mean this
so about an hour after i've been on it he calls and goes baby he says baby did
you hear
they're selling the tiger woods uh wax figure i said yeah yeah what do you
think about that knowing
i had been on it he goes it looks like a piece of crap oh and now i spend the
next month hoping
i don't win but i win and the thing comes to me and um it's in a coffin it's
like i mean it's like
how else do you ship a full-sized human made of wax right he i have to send it
to his house and
now he gets he gets this coffin and he pries open the top and inside is a lifeless
tiger woods
so he decides this he decides i now like this because my client has paid
thousands of dollars
for it and i'm going to put this in the bedroom which was not did not go well
with his wife yeah
so tiger got demoted to the den and tiger stands in his den now and the kids
love it because they
bring their friends in and it scares them you know it starts yeah so um about a
month later a baby's
daughter is in the shower she calls her mom and dad are out she's like come
home there's someone in
the house i hear somebody in the house so they say hang up and dial 9-1-1 we'll
be right there so
she dials 9-1-1 they call 9-1-1 everyone converges in the house the daughter
runs out onto the lawn
she's in her towels she's like there's somebody in there the police like okay
we'll take care of
this they go into the house and they come out about six minutes later furious
the guy says why didn't you
tell me you had a tiger woods wax figure in your house i almost shot it
the guy that i have not drawn my gun in 15 years until today on this attractive
this is what we're
taking a look at here this is what we're talking about wax figure of tiger
woods that's baby girl
with tiger you can see they sent along a golf club cover with a tiger yeah that's
very cute just like
the real tiger so it's always something with this tiger woods well that's quite
a like that's a 2400
like yes it is you you got your okay where's the whistle uh we have to go
because i i run long
and so she's got the whistle that's what i hear that's what it was um listen to
jimmy it was nice to
no whistle for that nice to see you again nice to see you enjoy yourself jimmy
kimmel ladies
gentlemen weeknights 1205 abc we'll be right back kirstie alley