Name: CBS Mailbag: The Truth About Dave And Cher | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'CBS Mailbag: The Truth About Dave And Cher | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-16. Transcript available.

uh letter number one these are by the way these are actual letters from actual
viewers uh dear
dave could you please ask biff how i too can become a chick magnet like him
johnny haygood
from columbia uh talking about one of our stage managers uh biff henderson and
i know the ladies
love biff henderson and the question is how how can you become a biff magnet
like a biff magnet
dengue fever a chick magnet like biff well here we put together a little videotape
here's how
roll it becoming a chick magnet is simply a matter of remembering three rules
rule number one ladies
love a man with great clothes rule number two always keep your breath mentsy
fresh rule number three make
sure you mention that you work for an extremely popular tv show on america's
favorite network cbs
by the way you like that show everybody loves raymond i'm raymond
or a chicky biff magnet or a biffy chick magnet letter number two dear dave you
watch those fox magic
specials kathleen malone tucson arizona uh you know i uh you know uh you're not
going to believe this but i
don't uh we but you know speaking of magicians we had some uh some bonehead
here in new york a couple
of weeks ago buried himself alive you know about this guy up on the upper west
side he buried himself
alive for a couple of weeks and then he uh i think we have videotape here he's
coming out look at him
there there he's coming out he's been buried alive look at what they do the
first thing after you've been
buried alive they hand you your shoes there you go son slip into your shoes you've
been buried alive
you're not stopping there he's got another stunt that he's doing here in new york
city and this one is
a little different this one actually doesn't make any sense at all look at he's
letting a truck roll over
his head he goes and then it'll just back over and he's been doing that for
four days
yeah i it wouldn't surprise me that when he when he stops doing that that he
may need
a soft cervical collar
letter number three hey dave can you send me a big ass ham dave brown uh
mission uh uh british
columbia canada and you know we haven't really uh given out the hams in years
and years and years
and years the problem was people would get the hams and they they don't
understand that they contained
perishable food matter sure actual ham don't last forever no unless you get it
at rupert's deli
rupert's deli then you got a pretty good shot of it lasting forever so uh uh we
stopped giving away
the hams but uh this guy would like a big ass ham dave brown well sure uh we
used to send the hams
through the uh uh mail but that always took so long so so now we've come up
with a new state-of-the-art
canned ham delivery system check this out watch this major i gotta say major
there
uh
how we deliver those hands
you all right mike this is a gentleman that helped out in our little skit mike
and i can do you okay
yeah i'm okay right on the head anyway you had to go and get stitches or
something uh just a
butterfly stitch what does that mean one butterfly one butterfly right here
yeah how deep was it was
it you lose a lot of blood uh a lot of blood uh didn't go too deep yeah well
that's what with head
wounds they always bleed like that right right but there's no chance uh i mean
no chance of a lawsuit right
i don't know what's the deal with you and uh share share by the way was nice
enough to drop by on my birthday monday night that was great a lot of fun wasn't
it
uh just curious mary richardson milwaukee wisconsin uh you know what's the deal
with me and share share uh
well if you had seen how many of you saw the uh behind the scenes vh1 special
on share oh yeah behind
the music yeah well they had a behind the music uh documentary on the vh1 the
other night and
if you had any questions about me and share that would have answered all of
them here take a look
here's the behind the music there's absolutely a little girl in there behind
the share mask she's so
wonderful tender vulnerable she's a good mom there's nobody else really like
her one time uh share made
this music video and you could uh you could sort of see your butt well i think
the time that we were
together it was about a month and a half uh it was heaven and and i'm sure uh
share would tell you
it would have been a lot faster
you