Name: Is It Donald Trump Or A Monkey? | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is It Donald Trump Or A Monkey? | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is It Donald Trump Or A Monkey? | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-20. Transcript available.

All right, let's go back out to 53rd Street, where we're going to play Trump or
Monkey there in Rupert G's.
Hello, Deli. Hey, Rupert, how are you?
Good, Dave. How are you?
I see you have a contestant for us.
Yes, I do.
All right, why don't you introduce the woman?
Well, her name is Amy Ezrin.
Amy, nice to see you.
You too. Well, I don't see you, Dave.
Well, welcome to Trump or Monkey. Where are you from?
Well, I'm originally from Connecticut, near you. My address is in the city, and
I live in Italy.
You live in Italy?
I do.
Oh, my God, that sounds lovely.
It's lovely.
Well, what city in Italy?
Florence.
Uh-huh. And what do you do for a living, then?
I translate books, I teach English, and I sometimes sing opera.
Oh, my God. Well, how about, could we hear, do you mind, a little bit of opera?
Something from Giuseppe Verde? Could we hear a little?
And Rupert, don't be bashful. You get in on this, all right?
What do you want to sing, Amy?
O Sole Mio.
O Sole Mio. Paul, can you help out here?
All right, Paul's going to be helping out, Amy.
I'll jump in. Let her.
All right, any time you're ready, go ahead.
This is Amy singing O Sole Mio.
Oh, God.
Che bella cosa, n'a giornata sole, n'aria serena, topola, con festa.
Festa.
Che bella cosa, n'a giornata sole, n'aria serena.
Oh, man, how about that?
Oh, beautiful.
That's, that's beautiful, Amy. Thank you very much, and I'm sorry we put you on
this.
Generous compliment, Dave.
Well, no, it sounded great, and it was a thrill for us.
And Rupert, you sounded like a, like a fading car alarm.
But, but now, you know, I, uh, Amy, I lived in Italy in the 60s when I was
testing for Ferrari,
but I haven't, I haven't been back since. It's great, though, isn't it?
Yeah, it's fantastic.
Okay, well, tonight we're playing a Trump or monkey, and Rupert, do you have
the big Trump
or monkey card? There it is right there.
Now, you're familiar with, uh, New York City multi-billionaire Donald Trump,
aren't you?
Indeed.
Uh-huh, and, and we have now, there, uh, uh, pictures of, uh, a monkey and
pictures of
Donald Trump, and you, all you have to do is select the Donald Trump, and you're
the winner
tonight on Trump or monkey.
Uh, all right. Yeah, do we have a clock there? 30 seconds? Doesn't make any
difference?
Okay, go ahead, Amy, select the Trump or monkey.
Uh.
Okay, what do you think that is?
Well, it's supposed to be Donald Trump, right?
You think that's Donald Trump?
Sure.
All right, let's take a look. We're playing Trump or monkey, and it is, oh, I'm
sorry.
That's a shame.
Okay, Rupert, go ahead and turn all the cards over, and let's see where Donald
Trump was there.
That is another monkey right there.
And this would be Donald Trump.
Thank you very much, Amy.
Have a lovely stay in New York City.
Thank you.