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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bruce Willis' Action Stunts Via Satellite | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-10. Transcript available.

our first guest is uh one of the biggest of your big time uh motion picture
stars he has a brand
new film mercury rising it opens tomorrow at theaters everywhere please welcome
live via the
old cbs satellite from twin falls idaho bruce willis bruce hi dave how are you
hey bruce nice
to see you good to be seen dave good to be seen our things uh how are things in
twin falls a little
windy today a little windy you know it's uh we're having some problems here
with the you know to have
kind of okay with the wind hey bruce oh your hair looks great don't worry about
it yeah i'm thinking
of renting the forehead out for a little advertising space late show how's the
family doing great
wonderful yeah they're over in hawaii on vacation uh what you call in your
country spring break
i see and you're uh you're working on a new film while they're on working on uh
working on another
one of my big smash hits dave uh it's called called breakfast champions uh
shooting up here in twin
falls is this the kurt vonnegut uh way to go kurt vonnegut jr of course and uh
it's got uh blockbuster
written all over it blockbuster a lot of big stars got your albert finney and
nick nolte your barbara
hershey glenn headley myself um who else uh ed mcmahon was up for a part and i
don't know what happened
he just never showed up just was supposed to is that him now is that it no we're
keep an eye out for
him now listen uh bruce you don't you live somewhere in idaho are you near
where you live now i live in
the greater idaho area um greater metropolitan idaho area and uh so it's a
pretty nice deal that you get
to work and probably drive home at night how does a thing like that happen well
you know it's um you
know you got to pull a few strings i'm not the president but uh you know i i
can make i can make a
few things happen you know what i'm saying good for you and i i know you're a
very very busy man so
i doubly appreciate you being here with us tonight mercury rising you know who
was on the show last
night your buddy alec baldwin you know what has alec had some surgery did you
take a look at him good
he is what is he about he looks like he's about 15 years old i caught the show
last night
he looked pretty good he looked darn good yeah uh and tonight uh tonight to
show you what a guy bruce
is he's taking a break and he got the big film opening uh tomorrow and he's uh
shooting a movie right
now tonight bruce tell the people what you're going to be doing for us tonight
on the show well dave
nobody knows better than you that i like to do my own stunts on my own pictures
kind of a what do you
call it a stunt master tonight i'm going to be performing stunts in the ed sullivan
theater live
via satellite oh my god ladies and gentlemen did you hear that
okay live all right bruce yes explain explain what the first stunt will be
uh bungee jumping dave bungee jumping bungee jumping beneath me are three
sheets of three
by four plate glass i'll be dropping through them i'll be dropping through the
three sheets of plate
glass from a height of somewhere around 16 17 feet for the love of god bruce be
very very careful are
you ready bruce i am ready dave you ready here in new york let it go
well that was unbelievable man i'm gonna tell you something ladies and
gentlemen and i mean this
in the most positive way possible this guy is a daredevil yeah all right bruce
were you injured
on that first stunt you all right uh not that i can tell i'm uh being uh
examined right now dave uh
uh i think i'm okay okay i think i'm all right tell the folks what stunt number
two will be bruce
well it's gonna be a little bit more dangerous now dave uh i'm gonna slide down
stay with me dave
i'm gonna slide down i'm gonna slide down a 50-foot cable and land in the
middle of a bathtub full of
pudding oh my god oh my god from the sixth floor of the ed sullivan theater
building it's the it's
the old slide for life are you ready are you ready bruce yes sir all right anton
here we go
now bruce bruce bruce are you all right now a little yeah wow bruce i noticed i
noticed just
before impact you put your arms up is that the key that's uh you want to roll dave
you want to be
ready to hit the ground rolling and as you can see i've come away uh relatively
unscathed okay
nice going bruce we're gonna take a couple of minutes here let you catch your
blow we'll see
you in a little bit we're going back to idaho with bruce bruce are you still
there buddy
yeah i'm right here pal be careful uh bruce uh do you do you mind if we show a
clip of your new
film before you attempt this stunt i'd like you to dave okay it's uh mercury
rising it opens tomorrow
yeah you alec baldwin others that you mentioned you know what we're gonna see
here
uh i i don't know probably something has to do with me so some you know
probably a thrilling scene that
i'm involved in uh uh probably some action in it maybe some there's a little
tenderness in this
movie that i want to point that out all right we'll look for that but be
careful while we're
showing the clip don't don't look down whatever you do all right strong bruce
mercury rising uh opens
uh tomorrow theaters all across the united states and now bruce one more time
what are you going to do
for us dave for my third and final stunt here from uh from the late show i'm
going to jump off a
six-story building oh my god jump right out there and you're going down to like
an airbag or something
bruce no bag nothing just gonna go sailing right out there all right bruce if
you're ready here we go
anton anytime bruce good luck buddy oh wow that's amazing bruce bruce bruce bruce
oh how'd it go it is
pretty spectacular are you all right how's my hair look are you okay i think i
might have bitten the tip
of my tongue off dave but i'm okay all right bruce bruce ladies and gentlemen
we'll be right back with ice