Name: Fan Request: Mark Borchardt At Comic-Con | Letterman
Uploaded: 2023-06-02T15:00:29.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fan Request: Mark Borchardt At Comic-Con | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fan Request: Mark Borchardt At Comic-Con | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-02. Transcript available.

did i get that right the name of the documentary was american movie dave you
got it right yeah and
the movie that you were making in that movie was called coven ah coven you call
it coven you don't
want it rhyming uh with uh it's supposed to rhyme it with oven coven right don't
rhyme it with oven
and did did you did you sell enough of those movies to make your money back
yeah absolutely
dave did real good on that so now you're working on a new project absolutely
absolutely well i'm
working on two projects right definitely one is witch hunter it's about a
writer who vomits all over
himself but hold on hold on but his life is revolutionized when he hears about
these witches
in the woods so everything is cool you don't have to get all depressed i know i'm
glad you clued me in
and of course northwestern you know and that's a personal feeling and all that
so everything is cool
it will be done now how did how did you meet mike how did the two of you get
together uh we always i
always wanted to party hard and uh no one else none of my other friends and
mark was the only one who
would drink vodka with me i see and how long have you been friends about uh
ever 12 years and are you
are you still partying hard uh actually no i quit six years ago oh good i think
that's where you
probably feel better do you feel better i feel great yeah and you were able to
remain friends and you've
been in the films that mark directs and you do other you have other
responsibilities right yeah uh guitar
lessons and uh stuff you know i'll sell my tv and you guys live in milwaukee
yeah you're having a good
summer in milwaukee oh just a great summer you know um one of the key things
always is to be alive and
healthy you know right work on the films and all of that stuff so absolutely
good good and stay away from
the crazy women dude man oh yeah oh that's serious do you find that they're now
that you guys have
established yourself and are famous is that a problem the the women are on you
uh oh it's it's a pro and
con thing throughout the uh week yeah yeah what does that mean pro and con uh
see these busted glasses yeah
yeah that's a con well hey no there's dave there's good times there's wild
times all of that stuff
absolutely absolutely well you work hard you play hard that's what i say that's
my motto you work hard
you work hard you play hard yeah right right right right yeah you work hard you
play hard
stick around i may collapse later oh yeah now uh did you guys know anything
about the uh the comic
book convention before you went out there had you heard about it you know
anything about comic books
actually i knew nothing about it you knew nothing about it yeah had you heard
about it mark oh i i i may
have man i always hear a lot of different things dave but that probably was one
of them i mean in the
whole milieu of life man yeah uh well they had the big convention july 19th
through the 22nd out in san
diego and i guess this is like the biggest one in the country uh it's the uh it's
called comic con
international 2001 yeah absolutely so you went out there and you took some videotape
and we're going to
take a look at it now very cool all right you have a nice time out there oh a
great time man roll the
videotape here we go hey we're mark and mike and we're in sunny san diego and
we're about to go into comic con
wicked wicked wicked
dude can you say something in klingon nook dak oh putzpa
you're standing in front of a time machine you're sitting in that seat where
would you go
what time where mars to mars 10 a.m wait a second dude you need a rocket ship
to get to mars this is a
time machine okay mike listen this is how a time machine works dude you get in
the seat and you go
forward or backward in the time but think about this mike it doesn't go to mars
it stays here
hey mark uh i need a smoke break
what about you dude oh you go back to 1969 when i was born go to woodstock
you have a good weekend jesus and i'll tell you what when i get back to milwaukee
i'll have a cold
one for you you're you're very imposing and that's a it's a wild costume but
dude i gotta ask you this
one question man what do you do when you gotta take a leak man whoa wonder
woman man and you too man wow
i got this uh hot single dude with magical powers man i want you to meet him
that's mike chank mike
shank wonder woman man man good to meet you wonder woman
well you know what i have so many superhuman powers now that that um you can uh
that uh you got to get
your thoughts together man wow check it out man the amazing spider-man yeah
whoa look man an amazing
spider-man guitar what songs would you play on the amazing spider-man guitar
spider-man cut off your
hands spider-man spider-man cut out your brain spider-man go insane yeah wow
dude you made up the song
right there in there man wow
mark borchard and mike chank nice to see you good job nice to see you again
have a great summer
you