Name: Betty White's Top Ten Tips For Living A Long And Happy Life | Letterman
Uploaded: 2023-06-05T22:01:52.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Betty White's Top Ten Tips For Living A Long And Happy Life | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Betty White's Top Ten Tips For Living A Long And Happy Life | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-05. Transcript available.

the category tonight uh top 10 uh top 10 betty white tips for living a long and
happy life
how about that and who is who is a better example of a long happy life oh no
one betty white
beloved very talented always been very funny and the category top 10 tips from
betty white
for living a long and happy life and now ladies and gentlemen presenting
tonight's top 10 list
the lovely and talented betty white betty come on out
betty white
thank you so much betty
the category betty white tips for living a long and happy life here we go
number 10.
get at least eight hours of beauty sleep nine if you're ugly doesn't hurt go
that extra hour
uh number nine exercise or don't what the hell do i care
and make it you didn't have a dog in this fight uh number eight never apologize
it shows weakness
number seven the best way to earn a quick buck is a slip and fall lawsuit
uh number six avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts number six
number five schedule a nightly appointment with dr johnny walker yeah yeah
buddy
number four take some wheatgrass soy paste and carob toss in the garbage and
cook yourself a big-ass piece of
number three try not to die exactly
number two
number two never dwell on past mistakes especially you lebron thank you thank
you very much
and the number one betty white tip for living a long and happy life
don't waste your time watching this crap
thank you so very much the lovely betty white ladies and gentlemen we'll be
right back with
admiral mike clowen everybody