Name: Josh Groban Sings His "Top Ten Rejected Songs" | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Josh Groban Sings His "Top Ten Rejected Songs" | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-19. Transcript available.

the category rejected josh groban songs josh groban songs what a lovely
category and ladies
and gentlemen to present tonight's top 10 list a grammy nominated singer songwriter
josh groban
come on out josh
hi josh how are you i'm good dave how are you good to see you i'm fine good uh
top 10 rejected josh
groban songs here we go number 10. it wasn't broken wasn't injured don't know
why it came to pass
that kim kardashian x-rayed her ass
wow that's that's number 10. that was only number 10. this is going to be tough
to beat oh yeah oh yeah
if i was putting this list together that would have been number one let's just
see how it goes here
number nine i see skies of soot clouds of black scorching hot days belching
smokestacks and i think
to myself holy crap we're screwed holy crap we're screwed
i'm just looking at number one i don't know
just huh give give peace a chance all right yeah yeah that that number 10 was
pretty dang strong
okay okay number eight okay number eight when you said that you were winning
this outcome was
unforeseen replaced by ashton kutcher charlie sheen
okay very good pretty good
quality did you have a hand in some of these just uh with josh musically
none of the lyrics nice job okay uh number seven i'm proud to be a straight guy
in each and every way
since michelle bachman's husband helped me pray away the game
okay okay here comes now number six ladies and gentlemen you knocked me up like
arnold schwarzenegger
i actually kind of kept that one number five here we go how could he know so
much about me as if my
my thoughts were not my own it took me a decade to discover
that rupert murdoch and rupert murdoch tapped my phone
all right yeah okay number four
i've had all kinds of singing gigs i'll gladly take again but tonight's the
only time
i'll do a lame top ten
beautiful that was beautiful that's not true by the way that's not beautiful
though and poignant
still keeping your eyes on number one it's coming all eyes on number one uh
number three uh rejected josh
josh groban song fix the economy soon if you please or else by next year we'll
all speak chinese
yeah
that's true
all right and the number two rejected josh groban song here we go
somewhere out on the internet when you click
you'll find multiple photos of anthony weiner's torso
wow
wow
well
my friend you really have painted yourself into a corner because i don't know
how i'm gonna get out of
this one what possibly can be number one uh top 10 uh rejected josh groban
songs here it is
number one and new york will be better for this
that one man in an amorous mood
can get all the legal permission required to marry
uh
oh
that's broken ladies and gentlemen
thank you very much how about this guy
thank you
thank you
thank you
thank you
thank you