Name: Dave's Staff Talent Show | Letterman
Uploaded: 2023-06-21T15:00:24.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave's Staff Talent Show | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave's Staff Talent Show | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-21. Transcript available.

You know, ladies and gentlemen, people ask me from time to time,
how big is your staff?
And I say, geez, I don't know, 30, 35, 40 people?
And what kind of people are they?
And I say, well, normal human beings just like you and me,
and many of them have interesting, unusual talents, tricks, oddities,
or peculiarities that they can do to be really entertaining from time to time.
So we thought tonight we'd take a couple of minutes here
to show you some of those things I just described.
I'll begin with a little talent here.
I have five quarters, regulation, American coinage.
There you go.
In my right hand.
Ooh.
Count with me at home.
Ooh, two.
Ooh.
I have to loosen it up a little bit.
Whoa.
Oh, my goodness.
Look at that.
I'm going to eat this entire Carvel cake.
Oh, great.
Okay.
You want to begin now?
Yeah.
It's a little cold, yeah, so I...
Have you ever eaten an entire Carvel cake before?
Um, yes.
Madeline Smithberg has a head full of muscles.
Here we go.
Moving her hair.
Wow.
Man, I'm standing right next to you.
It's even more impressive like that.
It's really nice to meet you.
Do it again.
All right.
Goodbye, Madeline.
Bye.
Nice to see you.
See you at the Christmas party.
All right.
Maybe.
I was in a TV commercial a little once.
How long ago?
About 10 years ago.
What for?
Coca-Cola.
Coca-Cola.
Did you make money off of the deal?
Yeah, a little bit, yeah.
Okay.
Let's take a look at it now.
Prompt tonight.
Where do we start?
Bobby, is that you?
Thank you very much.
Sure.
Yeah.
Is this safe?
I guess you can't talk now, can you?
Whoa, hey!
Yikes!
Of course, it's Mary Connelly, and Mary, you're going to toss balls for us,
right?
Throw footballs.
All right.
Go right ahead.
Good luck.
Thank you.
There's a thoroughbred.
She's a machine.
You're here to sing for us?
Yes.
All right.
Barbara, can we have a note, please?
Sure.
Is that for you?
Is that all right?
Okay.
Go right ahead.
Ave Maria.
Ave Maria.
Ave, ave Dominus.
I can walk like you.
You're going to walk like me?
Yeah.
All right.
Let's see that.
Okay.
Here we go.
Are you ready?
Yep.
Ready?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I'm ready.
Well, strictly speaking, it didn't flip, did it?
You just heaved it.
That still didn't flip.
All right.
Come on.
You're supposed to yank it out from under the omelet, aren't you?
Now you've...
Yeah.
Very nice.
It's going to flip scrambled eggs.
Good job.
Thanks.
Barbara, when you're done with the extra, help yourself for the omelet.
Thank you.
Stick a camel cigarette right up your nose.
Pretty good.
Nice job.
Thank you.
It's a pleasure to be working with you.
We'll do a commercial.
We'll be right back with Dr. Barger.