Name: Sex Educator Sue Johanson Explains Why Size Doesn't Matter | Letterman
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all right now paul when she gets out here yeah i don't want you to be
embarrassed if you have
anything you'd like to say by all means say it i can't be embarrassed about
anything don't be
embarrassed about it there's nothing you can say because she knows everything
and she just don't
care okay great yeah our next guest is considered canada's most recognized sex
expert she hosts a
popular television program on the oxygen network entitled talk sex with sue johansson
here she is
ladies and gentlemen sue johansson nice to talk to you nice to talk to you and
if things go well i
can get you a sweater uh i just hope she doesn't drop a stitch let me tell you
uh you tell me a
little bit about yourself and how this all began and and why you're here
tonight you know that's the
most common question i get what is a nice lady like you doing in this business
right you know you'd think
i was out peddling something on the main street no but i think it's invaluable
and i think that it's
good that it is someone like you uh yes you know that this is one time age
gives you a real bonus
because uh you have credibility right i'm not seen as cute and uh bodacious
28a won't make it dear whoa
but you started out in um in in nursing you were a health care worker i'm a
nurse and how did you get
to this specific area by having kids and realizing that you know i knew my kids
were born 10 months
apart does that give you a clue oh my gosh long cold winters in canada in kenora
yes yes there were
and nothing else to do so uh but i realized i knew diddly squat
now lady if you're gonna talk like that
i gotta pull the plug on the whole thing oh but now now tell me on on your
radio your sunday night
radio talk show in canada yes uh you get calls from all across north america
probably yes and what
are people talking about what do they want to know what are they worried about
what are they concerned
about are there any really new questions about sex oh yeah there are quite a
few new ones um there's a
but the old preoccupation with penis size you know bigger is better and if you're
going to be a good
lover you've got to have a 12 inch easy easy
let's uh let's go back to the al jazeera network and see if we got anybody that's
uh
okay all right fine that's nobody there yet oh dear uh well what about that
what do uh
i know when when that question comes up what do you how do you reply oh but you
see what people
don't realize is that penis size does not matter because the top two-thirds of
the vagina
has no nerve endings there's nobody home up there
yeah it's the bottom one-third that's where the action is
don't now don't be embarrassed
now um i i was i was thinking about this today and and uh not not that not that
exactly
we won't go there although it has crossed my mind oh yeah i'm sure but uh in in
terms of safe sex
and i i felt very ignorant what definitively what can people do safely and what
can't people do safely
just tell us what we can what we can't do well there's no such thing as safe
sex the only safe
sex is no sex abstinence total but that doesn't work but the problem is people
really do want to
have sex well yes and sex is fun it's pleasurable it's enjoyable it enhances a
relationship and as long
as you've got good protection why not if you know what you're doing and you're
able to think ahead
right and plan ahead then and it's a decision that's where i run into troubles
is because we don't give
good sex education then they don't you can't make a decision in a vacuum now
let me ask you a question
and i'll be as specific as generally specific as i can be uh vaguely persistent
right okay we can go
there say say two people are prepared to have safe sex a man and a woman are
going to have safe
sex and they got all the stuff they need for safe sex yeah inside table yeah it's
all don't leave
it there where do you put it where do you put it but next to the bed you don't
want to leave it
downstairs in the cellar oh no no no you take a condom and you flirt with it i
see and you say hi big
guy oh no no you don't not in my house now now now listen no no wait a minute
okay so so we're gonna
we're gonna have safe sex now safer sex yeah but you say there is nothing safe
except for abstinence
what what mistake can can people with safe sex in their heads make what can
they do wrong and suddenly
oh that was a mistake the only basic problem would be not using a condom not
knowing who your partner
is not knowing approximately where your partner has been and what they've done
have they ever done
heavy duty drugs been shooting up that's risky behavior right and then um
always practicing safer sex
right right but other other activities other than i-i-i-i-intercourse for
example
all right well stop it do you ever on your radio show do you ever get the silly
calls or unusual calls
or do sometimes people joke with you do you think when you are they all serious
oh i'm sure that there
are put what they call put on calls and you can usually tell but i treat them
as a definite uh
concern or question because although it may be a put on call somebody out there
has that question
i'd be thinking about it and they really believe that if you swallow ejaculate
you can get pregnant
don't get embarrassed paul he's from canada what's the uh do you have any
memorable uh questions uh that
you can relate to us now uh silly calls that you've gotten uh that uh
interesting unusual
well of course there are a lot of fun calls that come in and um but you know i
don't like to um
equate it as a silly call right because i take it seriously and so um i'm much
more impressed with the
scary calls that i get about sexual abuse or something like that those are the
ones that i
remember those are the ones that i take home with me what was the deal with the
kid who called up
about the uh the jar of peanut butter oh yes well you had to ask didn't you you
couldn't resist that one
you want to go there this guy was i phoned in and asked if it was okay if he
could masturbate into a
jar of peanut butter oh lord that'll get you thrown out of the supermarket yeah
well you know
i have an ifb in my ear you know an ifb connect me to the control room and uh
my uh director is saying
ask if it's crunchy or smooth
well sure it makes all the difference absolutely my key word is gently but now
i've never eaten peanut
butter since is uh is canada more progressive uh regarding sexual education
than the united states
uh at this point in time yes and why is that that it doesn't make any sense
does it
well i think it's political and i think that they there's some people who
really believe
that if you talk to kids about sex and teach them about sex they're going to go
right out and do it
now is there any proof to substantiate that it's the opposite really that if
you teach kids
about sex then they know what's going to happen they know where they're what
they're into petting
and french kissing and fondling and then they think whoa wait a minute i know
where this is
going right uh-uh i don't want to go there i'm not ready i don't like my body i
don't want your
body liking my body forget it yeah uh but what about the notion you hear these
horror stories
of kids in in schools having sexual activities at younger and younger and
younger ages and it's just
alarming i mean i was well into my 30s
but i mean is that true are kids having actual sex at a much younger age they're
reaching puberty
earlier than they used to they are reaching puberty about six months earlier
with every generation now
now why does that happen nutrition really absolutely where they're much better
fed their balanced diet
and also the exposure to the media and what they see on television yeah um and
also other kids are
talking it up we didn't talk it up we didn't you know nobody talked to me about
nothing no well i didn't
know enough and um that's why i got into this business but uh nowadays every tv
show yeah and so that they
think they're missing something and they don't know what they're missing but
try it you'll like it well
listen it was uh it was a great pleasure meeting you i'm glad you could come
down here and i hope you
come back will you come back i'd love to thank you very much sue johansson
everybody we'll be right back