Name: It's Too Hot In New York City | Letterman
Uploaded: 2023-07-11T15:09:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'It's Too Hot In New York City | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'It's Too Hot In New York City | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-11. Transcript available.

it is and i know people around the country i mean we're in an age now of new
weather it's it's uh
crazy the new weather the new weather it's the global warming in the office
pool i had global
cooling but i can't i mean can i get a i can't i can't get a bad buy it uh and
i talked to my
friend the former cbs weather guy dave price and he still does weather at his
house and uh
uh i said i said dave give us can you tell us what the rest of the week is
going to be like take it
away dave what's the rest of the week going to be like as we head into wednesday
a little spike in
the temperature close to 130 degrees but we're going to see a front pass and
that's going to make
temperatures really comfortable as we head into the evening hours at about 110
degrees up to 132
thursday but rolling into the weekend what a nice weekend for the beach at 137
degrees with a chance
of a tea storm cooling things down to just about 120 at night that's a nice
weekend for the beach
look forward to that
that will that will be a good weekend for the beach i'm there yeah you know me
uh we got the pat the
farmer uh out on the street and he's got the popsicles and we're going to see
in this kind of heat
uh which one will melt it's like a little race it's a little gimme hi pat all
right
hi you got the red and you got the purple is that what it is that's right one
is like cherry one's
raspberry something like that close so we're going to check and see how quickly
they melt is that what
it is exactly okay and how hot is it where are you standing right now at least
95 95 degrees probably
hotter on the sidewalk because you get the radiant heat exactly you get the
radiant heat radiant heat
on that sidewalk what you get there is the radiant heat pat did you hear in the
office pool i had global
cooling a bad choice yeah all right we'll be right back ladies gentlemen here's
tonight's top 10 list let's try this
top 10 signs it's too hot top 10 signs too hot here we go number 10 it's so hot
everyone on facebook updated their
status to moist number nine it's so hot jack kevorkian suicide machine was
turned into a slurpee machine
number eight so hot arnold schwarzenegger's having an affair with a maid in winnipeg
number seven
it's so hot the guy in the mr met costume died of heat stroke and number six
it's so hot kim kardashian lost six pounds at her ass
uh number five it's so hot the nypd has switched to summer uniforms let's see
what that is oh my god
uh number four it's so hot the audience thought that last joke was funny number
three
it's so hot roy haynes agreed to be on the late show solo drum solo week for
the air conditioning
that's see how pat's doing let's go back and check the popsicles pat which one
have they melted at all
god what happened ah crap dave melted pat melted oh i hate to see that
well they should have gone to the beach on a day like this um number two it's
so hot meredith
vieira left the today show for a job at dairy queen and the number one sign it's
too hot it's so hot
there's now a play on broadway called the with the ceiling fan