Name: CBS Mailbag: Dave's Wild Limo Ride | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'CBS Mailbag: Dave's Wild Limo Ride | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-20. Transcript available.

all right thank you very much here we go these are actual mail uh letters mailed
in from actual
viewers and here we go letter number one uh is alan calter the voice of the
lost in space robot
god what a great question uh this is from dave powell fort collins colorado now
the lost in space
i think this was an old tv show sure uh you remember the show i remember lost
yeah sure
and i'm just going to guess here that alan calter you're not the voice of the
robot is that correct
no dude that's not me yeah not me but you know it's interesting i know you do a
lot of uh voice
over work your voice is everywhere and sometimes uh i'll hear your voice you
know when i'm away from
and and i'll think wait wait a minute is that alan you know have you ever had
recognize him yeah watch
it happened the other day i was someplace i had to grab a quick bite
let's have a pajama party
do you like to go shopping
i'd better get ready for my dave again
do you want to go shopping
okay
what are you at fault has this ever happened to you and and if so what do you
do
it just seems to be getting worse and we got like it's spring loaded
okay
i'm making a left turn now
letter number two dear dave uh is that your final answer this is from casey gish
chester town maryland well this is pretty funny casey way to go uh you're only
about you're only about
10 months late there with your little uh millionaire joke is this your final
answer and uh here casey take a look now this is a sneak preview of uh casey gish's
upcoming letters to the cbs mailbag watch
what's happening to me dear dave
what's happening to me dear dave i now see that i am doomed to watch passively
as friends and lovers grow old and die while i remain cursed with eternal youth
praying for the sweet release of death which never comes
p.s what's up
what's up
right number three dear dave why do you drive yourself uh from home when a man
of your stature well thank you
very much should have a limousine at his disposal at all times yours truly alan
rierick san francisco
california you know uh alan you touched a nerve here uh i'll tell you something
i don't think those
limousines and maybe paul will agree with me on this are all they're cracked up
to be when it comes to
luxury oh that's oh that's you're so right about i just you know i've tried it
a couple of times
and i don't know i guess i'm just not a limousine kind of guy here take a look
we videotaped my ride to work one day watch this do i do this now
that's the uh that's a sawmill sawmill park yeah that's where that's where that
is i see you gotta
be careful what do you mean huh what do you mean you gotta be careful you gotta
be careful when you're
driving on the sawmill so you don't of course so that doesn't happen to you
your collar looks better does it yeah well i'm afraid to move because i think
it's now in position
and i don't i don't want to move i don't i don't want to sprain my collar
uh dear dave do you have any kids uh grace wong uh indonesia indonesia yeah
grace wong uh yeah grace i
do i have kids in fact earlier today uh everybody does it i had to have a heart-to-heart
talk with uh
my son and i remember listen i remember now you know son i i know you think
that it's cool uh to
drink a beer every now and then but you have to consider your future and uh for
example uh the
people at harvard university uh do you think that they would be interested in a
kid who spends all his
time you know drinking beer no i don't think they would so why don't you just
give your dad a hug huh
all right that's the old you and now let's close up the cbs mailbag