Name: Pee-Wee Herman Gets Extremely Close To Dave | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Pee-Wee Herman Gets Extremely Close To Dave | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-31. Transcript available.

Ladies and gentlemen, my first guest tonight is the host of his own very
successful children's
television program, although it's hard to prove. He will also be appearing here
in New York
at Caroline's from June 7th through June the 11th. Please welcome back Pee-wee
Herman.
Thanks. Okay. Shut up. Shut up. Okay. Spath attack. Okay. Now I'm up here. Okay.
Okay. Thanks a lot. Why don't you take a picture at the last longer? Hey,
anybody like a Tootsie Roll tonight?
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So funny. I forgot to laugh. Okay. Okay. Hi, miss.
What's your name? Nancy. Nancy, what does
stand up right here for just a second? I'd like to just give you a kiss, okay?
Okay. Thanks. Thanks a lot. Okay. And what's your name, sir? I'm just kidding.
Okay. Okay. Okay. I got a little thing that I'm going to do right now. Real
quick. So, so, okay. Okay. I want to just take a picture of everybody right now
because this way when I
home i have something you know to uh okay so so okay so so if everybody could
just like kind of
you know squirt together okay okay and you if you could just fix yourself up a
little bit back there
okay okay okay okay okay now now i got a movie camera right here so so this
time everybody has
to be kind of animated okay and wave and move around okay
okay okay okay no no i i need some i need a volunteer for the audience okay
okay you
sir right there in the red come right down here come right down okay okay okay
okay what is your name sir holly holly holly holly okay okay holly would you
just put these on right now
could you take a little longer
okay what what we're gonna do holly is we're gonna we're gonna reenact the
scene from the creature
from the black lagoon and this this right here is the creature mask right here
and you're gonna play
something funny you're you're you're gonna play the creature right here so so
just stick this on over
okay okay great now now you just stand right here okay okay okay now shut up
okay okay i'll do the jokes
you just stay right there okay okay okay i'm peely herman and i'm out in the
swamp
la la la la la la la la sure is a beautiful day out in the swamp i hope i don't
see any monster
okay okay okay okay you can pick them up okay give holly a big one
thanks a lot holly that's a good boy right here
okay look look look look look holly for helping me out look
hey did you notice my wolf pants look look they have little wolves all over
them
those are great now let me let me ask you about my glass look
having a soothing beverage are you okay now uh it says you are the host of your
very own
successful children's program now uh where would one go to see this program you
can't see it
it was not it was not a couple of years ago on home box office a couple of
years ago yeah well
yeah yeah but but but you know i'm gonna be on a lot of other stuff too i just
finished playing
pinocchio oh pinocchio oh yeah yeah yeah it's gonna be on showtime and you know
who produced it
you know who's the producer shelly duvall you know that girl that played olive
oil i know who she is
yeah yeah and my nose grew i had 10 inches uh-huh oh my yeah there's a picture
of it right there
and that's my father carl reiner played geppetto right there oh my nose did you
enjoy that yeah yeah
it was really really fun yeah so how are things going really really swell look
look i brought i
brought you uh i brought you one of my t-shirts look here because because you
wear t-shirts all the
time that's right so i brought you that and and and because i've been on this
show so much
this has been laundered hasn't it peewee yeah yeah yeah and and look peewee
press that's a newspaper
i have a club and everything and look here's a secret wallet card and and it
looks it looks like
just a regular old business card but then look ah it's a secret thing and i
wrote your secret club
name in there dave o why is it uh dave o dave o well that's your secret name
because your real name's
dave so dave o and then you know nobody will know it's you i can travel incognito
with the aid of this
uh yeah you know how look here's how i travel incognito when i don't want
anybody to to know who i am
yeah these are uh fascinating little uh little things you've brought us here
tonight now uh you
can you have other things we're going to go away for a commercial station
identification and then
we're coming back and you can do anything else you want peewee herman is here
tonight i was just looking
over this uh uh issue of the peewee press peewee uh fun fan stats i didn't
realize this of course
your full name is peewee herman but it says right here that your nickname which
i am surprised to know is p
look look you have the silly looking teeth in there these are my donkey teeth
from from pinocchio look
now uh also did i see you in the hall smoking earlier peewee before the show
not me no it looked
to me like you had a butt going across my heart and hope to die really i
thought you had
well this is quite a nice little newspaper you have your photo here with the go-goes
yeah and this looks like me and the go-goes are just like this uh-huh and uh
lou ferrigno
lou ferrigno incredible hulk so that's a that's a very nice uh thing to have
hey mr lineman i was
wondering if there was one thing that we could play right here for a second
sure it's it's it's an
obnoxious game remember remember my dear remember that obnoxious unlike the
rest of us so far tonight
this is called echo games oh the echo games oh the echo games sure i'd love to
play i'd love to play
how does the game work anything i say yeah and then how long will the game go
on yeah
hey hey look look here here's another fun thing look look put your put your
hands the back of you like
that okay look look take me downtown oh hello
remember playing that game yeah you mean just just a second ago yeah yeah
yeah hey hey i gotta show you what one thing real real fast over here this is
all i gotta i gotta come
down here for for for a second because this is called fun with caps okay
okay okay okay that's fun with caps and now i got one more thing i gotta show
you because
because i i i do a lot of stuff with shoes remember remember last time i was on
i had that big shoe
dance and everything so so this time watch my shoes right now because because
now i have another
shootouts for you with my sneakers okay ready
i got this other this other little let me just interrupt here you can do it all
you know what
it's that's what you call multi-talented you can do everything you uh this next
segment is called
close up with peewee and what we have to do is i have to come over to the
camera and then come out come
i have to come out in come out in come out in come out in closer closer closer
oh jeez
closer oh closer oh closer closer closer look look uh hello hello hello
everyone hello everyone
oh my gosh is that the phone
i'll get it
hello look look here's here here here look look right here it's my fake nipple
oh geez
uh
you know you know what look look look look at this look corn monica
corn monica
this right here's my little moron doll donnie right here
look look look look i'm a little bit rock and roll
hey mr levin want to hear an impression of my next door neighbor are your
parents still alive
uh
uh
uh
uh
he's name is moses and they call him mo and he always looks like he's smelling
something bad here here's what his face looks like look
here here here here here here here here here here here here you're going on
what show
here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here
here here here here here here
Pee Wee Herman, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you, Pee Wee.
We'll be right back for "Pay or Business News"
at 7th Daniel Worldwide in New York, Texas.