Name: Jackie Chan Sings Elvis Presley | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jackie Chan Sings Elvis Presley | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jackie Chan Sings Elvis Presley | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-02. Transcript available.

you know like our next guest i too have never resorted to using a stunt double
he has made
over 40 films including his brand new one entitled rush hour and it opens on friday
here's the one and only jackie chan let's talk about the show how you doing
buddy good how's your
summer you have a nice summer no i've been working oh really working around
around around you like
working on films though don't you yeah i've been meeting have another new
project old project all
that things how many films have you made a lot like 40 films since when a child
actor really more
than 100. is that right yeah i was child actor stuntman poor stuntman dance
coordinator actor
director producer and and you're you're like one of the biggest stars in the
world aren't you
when it comes to this box office receipts no no no i mean
but your your your films go all over the world don't they there's probably not
a country
your films don't play is that safe to say before before yes before my show my
movie only showing in
asia uh-huh but suddenly then i just want to come to america yeah now you're
going to come to america
sure i find out too difficult when i come to america because the english no and
that time i only
where you from from hong kong my name is jackie chan you know i i remember
first time when i come to
america the language for me is a very problem every time i go to elevator you
know elevator the american
especially in uh l.a the american people can like this yeah i'm sorry what do
they do what do they do
like this they do really good morning what part of la do they do that good
morning where you from
huh from hong kong then he keep talking yeah yeah huh then next time next time
when i in the elevator
when people comes in yeah i just tie my shoes right until everybody goes then i
get up they're coming
again then i do it again all right turns me crazy calisthenics in the elevator
but now what would
happen for example when you wanted to go into a restaurant to eat if you weren't
familiar with the
language how would you eat in a restaurant i remember first time the producer
just put me in the
restaurant then go away no no then i just get there what should i order what
should i order then i've
been practicing milk egg toast and bacon milk then the girl come hand me right
she give me the menu then
i pretend to look then she go away i said why she go away and i pretend to look
look then suddenly she
coming back there's that milk bacon toast hey thank you then she okay how would
you like the egg what
the huh hey hey hey how would you like the egg no egg bilgan milk toast thank
you so difficult
i couldn't do it i couldn't go to your home country and survive yep no because
american bigger market so yeah
paul if you'll be here you have to learn english yeah so this is why i'm
learning very difficult
learning english paul are you doing a radio show on the side or something are
you are you taking
sports calls over there um now the the film rush hour tell the folks about rush
hour rush hour about
i'm the hong kong cup coming to america and to helping american fbi but they
don't let me to help so
they put chris tucker with me then we fight together how'd you and chris tucker
get along oh my god he
never follow his dialogue oh and i've been practiced two months yeah every day
i'm practicing practicing
on the set he say something different every shot every scene something
different then all so i throw
my script away and tell chris tucker what i should say tell me oh then he just
uh when when the action
scene come in he come to my motorhome but he really tell me a lot of dirty
words dirty jokes
i would find out just so difficult to learn you know how i'm learning english
how's that
what's that that's my book what did you say you said you know how i'm learning
english yeah yeah
when i'm learning my english from all the song country song country songs you
know vince gill is here
well not right now but he'll because because when
upside down oh yeah i know i know if i have to come into american market i have
to learn some english so
this is why how what's the way to learn it then later on then i'll find out
there's a country song then i
listen kenny rogers like uh winnie nelson then i can because the song very slow
you are always on my mind
you are always on my mind then you know then lincoln i find out i really can
use the word in the real life
then i talk to the girl you're always on my mind then i really then i i learned
something from some
other uh star like like elvis i guess yeah yeah yeah and you you you sing you
do like an elvis impression
don't you yeah i i practice a lot elvis song like uh uh uh can't help find love
and uh wise man
then i really say something in the real life sure to talk to the girl yeah yeah
and actually and actually i'm pretty good singer pretty good singer yeah
because i want to
prove i'm a multi-talent beside beside i can fight i can act i do comedy and
then i can sing all right
you're going to sing for us something here tonight if you want it special for
you
well you have a you have a microphone or uh yeah and can't have fun okay okay
for you david thank
you very much
wise men say
well i can't help falling in love
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