Name: Coast To Coast With Mujibur & Sirajul: Fly Fishing In Montana | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Coast To Coast With Mujibur & Sirajul: Fly Fishing In Montana | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-14. Transcript available.

All right, Hal, do me a favor. Turn on the big CBS satellite. Let's find out
where the boys are now, live from somewhere in the United States.
My goodness. Look at that. Now, if that doesn't say summertime in beautiful bucolic
America, what does?
Look at that.
Mujibur, Serajul, can you guys hear me?
Yes. Hi, Dave. How are you?
I'm pretty good. You know, I got lipstick on my forehead tonight.
Yeah.
Where exactly are you guys?
We are here in Madison, Bailey, on Madison River, Montana.
Madison River in Montana. Oh, that's beautiful. That's big, big sky country out
there, isn't it?
Very nice. Beautiful.
All right. Now, you guys are in the middle of your, I think you've been going
like two and a half weeks.
And I think at this point, it might be nice for us to chart your itinerary.
So I have a map of the United States, and I'm going to mark it off for the
folks.
And as I mark things off, tell people where you've been, all right?
Now, we know you left New York City, and you went to, where'd you go first?
Niagara Falls.
Went to Niagara Falls. Okay. There was that leg of the trip right there.
Kind of a bumpy journey. Now, after Niagara Falls, where did you go then?
St. Louis, Missouri.
All right. St. Louis. Right out there. Right on the Mississippi River.
Kind of had to move around the sign of Indianapolis there.
After St. Louis, where was it?
Houston, Texas.
Oh, yeah. Down for the Rockets-Knicks games, right?
Yeah.
Okay. Houston, Texas. Then where?
Then Mount Rushmore.
South Dakota.
Okay. Way up.
All right.
And after that?
Indianapolis.
Indiana.
Back to Indianapolis.
Travel agent put this together for you.
We think they're hiding somewhere just about there.
All right. After Indianapolis, then you went to, was it Las Vegas?
Las Vegas.
Yeah, MZM Las Vegas.
All right. Man, look at this. Wow.
So you see, ladies and gentlemen, here is the constellation Orion.
This is Orion the Hunter.
Here you have the belt, and you have the scabbard, and the sword, and there is
Beetlejuice the...
All right. Then, after Las Vegas, you guys wound it up, wound, or find
yourselves in Madison Valley in Montana.
Boy, it certainly is beautiful out there.
Are you guys tired? Are you weary? Do you want to come home? Is everything all
right?
We are excited here.
Uh-huh.
We are excited.
We are not tired yet.
All right.
We are very nice.
We would like to keep you out there about another week.
Do you think you have another week in here?
No problem.
Okay.
We catch fish last night.
Now, have you guys... Do you have fishing licenses?
Oh, yeah.
Now, let's see.
All right.
Good enough.
Now, how long have you been in Montana?
Maybe tomorrow.
We are in Montana is two days.
You're going to leave?
Yes, that weekend.
Yeah.
All right.
Why don't we have some videotape of your activities there in Montana.
Let's take a look at that now and show us what you've been doing.
All right.
Here we go.
Roll it now.
Okay.
Let's take a look at that.
All right.
Let's take a look at that.
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Let's take a look at that.
Let's take a look at that.
Here is our fishing guide.
Greg.
Hello.
How long until we catch a fish?
Any minute now.
Any minute?
I can feel it.
Have you been to Las Vegas any time?
I've been there two times.
You know, yesterday I won $25.
You did?
$25?
Yes.
All right.
I can't believe that.
All right, now.
Now.
Have you guys caught any fish today?
We got it last night.
I, I catched two of them.
Mm-hmm.
What we're going to do now, we're going to stay with you all night, and
hopefully, hopefully
you'll catch some fish for us.
All right?
All right.
All right.
All right.
So you guys just stay there and continue to fish.
We'll be back a little later.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Good luck.
Nice to see you, man.
Have fun there.
Beautiful out there, isn't it?
Oh, it looks gorgeous.
Wasn't that lovely?
Yeah.
Now, see, that's the way people ought to live.
Oh, I love that.
Man, is that lovely.
Okay, how's it going, guys?
You caught anything yet?
Yeah.
You're fly fishing, aren't you?
Yeah, we're fly fishing.
Mm-hmm.
Have you ever fly fished before?
Not that much.
Mm-hmm.
Is it fun to fly fish?
It's very nice.
It's exciting here.
Uh-huh.
The weather is so nice.
Are you, are you guys, are you guys going to be catching and releasing?
Is that what you'll do?
Yeah, yesterday.
Yeah.
We're catching and remissing.
All right.
And we're looking, we're looking for the trout, brown trout.
Brown trout, is that what they are, rainbow trout?
I guess one today, brown trout.
Brown trout, all right.
Yeah.
All right, we're just going to take a second now to watch you guys fish.
Okay.
All right, that's fine.
Thank you very much.
I enjoyed that.
Doesn't that look great though?
Oh, it's so beautiful.
Wouldn't you love to just be out there doing that?
Let's see if the guys are fishing.
Do you mind?
You like fishing?
All right, turn on the satellite there and let's see how the boys are doing.
Hey, hey guys.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Helen Hunt and I would like to watch you fish for a second.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, try to catch something.
Hi Helen.
Hello.
How are you?
Hello there.
Sarah Jewel.
Yes.
Paul Reiser does not wear a hairpiece.
Hello.
Yeah.
Hi guys, how's it going?
Hi, how are you?
Very nice.
You know, we're only going to be on the air about another 21 minutes.
We'd like you to catch a fish.
Okay, we'll try.
We'll try.
All right.
Well, try a little harder.
Okay.
Try your best.
Oh my God.
What's that behind you?
Look out.
What is that behind you?
All right, go ahead and fish, boys.
Right.
Fish coming, fish.
All right, go ahead and fish, boys.
Fish coming, fish.
All right, go ahead and fish, boys.
All right.
Fish coming, fish.
All right.
Fish coming, fish.
Fish coming, fish.
Fish is very shy.
They're very shy.
Yeah, the fish are shy.
And the water is very cold.
Is this feeding time?
Like a minus 60.
Is this feeding time now for the fish?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What kind of allure do you have?
I guess one before.
What kind of allure do you have on there?
Some kind of, is it like dry flies?
They look like insects or do you tie?
Yeah, insects and dry fly, yeah.
They're like the flies.
Do you tie your own flies?
Yeah.
All right, we're just going to watch you fish for a couple of minutes, boys.
Okay.
Paul, how about a little fishing music here?
Now, are you really trying?
Really now, fish.
Really now, do some fishing.
If you've ever fished in your life, make it tonight.
I understand earlier in the day, you actually caught a fish.
They come a little later.
They're fishing so intently, they can't hear me now.
Yeah.
Earlier in the day, you caught a fish there, didn't you?
Yeah.
All right, we're going to show the video tape of you guys catching that fish.
But in the meantime, all right, keep fishing.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Hal, roll the video tape of them earlier in the day.
Earlier.
I got a fish here.
I got a fish.
I got a fish.
I got a fish.
I got a fish.
Yeah, just send me.
I got a fish.
Yeah.
I got a fish.
All right.
Now, we'd like to duplicate all that excitement, so I'm serious now.
You have about 15 minutes left.
Let's try now.
Really, really try to catch some.
Okay?
Okay.
Why don't you change locations?
You've been there all day.
You've scared them into town.
Go on to the other...
Walk out to the other side of the river.
This side?
Yeah, right out in there.
That'll be good anywhere in there.
Mujibur, Sirajul, we got crab here in New York City.
Come on in, boys.
How you guys doing?
Have you caught a fish yet?
Can you guys hear me?
Can anyone hear me?
They can't hear us?
All right.
Good night, gentlemen.
Thank you very much.
If you catch us a fish, mail it to us.