Name: Fan Request: Regis Makes His Last Stand | Letterman
Uploaded: 2023-08-25T15:00:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fan Request: Regis Makes His Last Stand | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fan Request: Regis Makes His Last Stand | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-25. Transcript available.

- Oh, my God!
Ladies and gentlemen, Regis!
Regis Philbin!
Oh, buddy!
Now, wait a minute.
God bless you, Regis! Oh, you look wonderful!
- Look at you!
- Huh? - Look at how nice you look.
- Regis Philbin! - Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
- Good to see you, Regis. - Oh, my God.
- You look wonderful. You look better than ever.
Well, we're right in the middle of the show,
but you're welcome.
What can I do? What brings you here?
- I can't believe you're ending the show.
- Mm-hmm. - I mean, you know,
look around, Ed Sullivan should see this place now, you know?
- Yeah, it's beautiful, isn't it?
- Anyway, been coming here, you know, for decades.
- That's right. - Decades!
- I believe you've been here
over 150 times more than any other single guest.
- That's right. Exactly right.
- Exactly right. That's right.
- Now...
- It actually seems like more than 150,
but we looked it up and it's...
It's only 150.
- But now you're leaving. - Yeah, that's right.
- So where does that leave Regis?
- I don't care.
- Where am I gonna go?
- I don't know.
- These people don't know where I am!
- I got my own problems.
- I can't get over this.
Well, I have an idea.
- Yeah, what's that?
- How about I make an appearance
on your last show?
'Cause you need help.
- Well, that part is correct.
Last show...
Sorry.
Book solid. Sorry.
I'm sorry.
We couldn't even squeeze you in for this bit.
We're...
- You did, though.
- Oh, listen.
I love you.
- I love you.
- Really?
- I love you, really.
- Yes.
- All these years together.
- Yep.
- I mean it.
- I feel the same about you.
- I feel like I'm...
- You've been an inspiration to me.
- Have I really?
- Yes, absolutely.
- In what way?
- Um...
I regard you to be a master communicator.
- What does that mean?
- Well, that's a bad sign if you don't know...
You can't possibly be a master communicator
if you don't know what it means.
- All right.
How about letting me be on your second to last show?
- Oh, well, now we're getting to be a master communicator
if you don't know what it means.
- All right.
How about letting me be on your second to last show?
- Oh, well, now we're getting to the next show.
- Oh, well, now we're getting to some place.
Uh...
No, no.
- I'm sorry, no.
- No room for Regis?
- No, I'm sorry, Regis.
- Too late.
Regis is on the last second of the show!
Yeah!
Anyway, good luck, buddy.
- God bless you, Regis.
- Thank you for everything.
- I love you.
- I really do.
- I love you, too.
- And I don't want you to...
Forget about telly.
You must come back to television.
You must.
It's an absolute must.
- All right.
- God bless you.
- Thank you.
- All right.
- Come on.
- Come on.
- Come on.
- Come on.
- Come on.
- Come on.
- Come on.
- Come on.
- Come on.
- Come on.
- Look at this.
- You're getting a paper.
- Thank you.
- Come on.
- Come on.
- Come on.
- Come on.
- Come on.
- Come on.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- All right.
- Come on.
- Thank you.
- All right.
- Come on.
- Thank you.
- All right.
- Come on.
- Thank you.
- All right.
- All right.
- Thank you.
- All right.
- All right.
- Thank you.
- Turn it up.
- Turn it up.
It's gonna get back.
- Go ahead and take your time, Regis.
I'm not a fundraiser, for God's sake.
- Ah!
- We'll edit that right out.