Name: Dave's Tribute To Great Moments In Presidential Speeches | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave's Tribute To Great Moments In Presidential Speeches | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-28. Transcript available.

Well, it's a sad night because we've reached the end of George W. Bush's
presidency,
and that means we have to unload what was a tremendous, rich, heavy-laden vein
of comedy for us.
Like mining a dense vein of coal, by God.
It was a very successful outing almost from the day one.
We started Great Moments in Presidential Speeches March 30, 2006.
Wow, it's been with us a long time.
Yes.
Three years, more or less.
March 30, 2006.
So, ladies and gentlemen, here now, it's our farewell tribute to Great Moments
in Presidential Speeches.
That the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Ask not what your country can do for you.
Ask what you can do for your country.
Let me just remind you where we have been through, what we've been through.
My dad, like many of your folks who've got relatives here, many of you whose
relatives did the same thing,
who are, you're here, they're relatives probably not.
And it is a, I think it's a, I think it is, it's a, it's a, at least that there
be a stable Iran.
Iran that is capable of rejecting Iranian influence.
I mean, our people are, I mean, our people have done a really good job of hauling
in a lot of the key operators.
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Abu Zubaydah, Ramzi Al, Ramzi Al-Sheib, or whatever the
guy's name was.
Thanks for coming.
Thanks for coming.
Thanks for coming.
Be seated.
Thanks for coming.
Welcome to the White House.
Thanks for coming.
If it feels good, do it.
If you've got a problem, blame somebody else.
You may recall we went to a park in Botswana.
Panama City.
Panama.
What you probably want to know is the three words I'm not going to tell you.
I'm not going to tell you.
That's five words.
You'll be able to, you'll be able to see a technology, a technology that will
enable you to converse with somebody on long distance and it seems like the
person's right there in the room with you.
Yeah, I think tide turning, see, as I remember, I was raised in the desert, but
tides kind of turn, it's easy to see a tide turn.
Did I say those words?
Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me.
You, you, you, you, you'll be, the left hand now knows what the right hand is
doing.
On the streets of major cities.
I've had a plan to protect small business owners, local officials, the high
sheriff is with us today.
I'm worried about the quality of the education of community groups so they can
receive federal support in their works of compassion and reliance.
How about that?
There you go.
I'm worried about the quality of the education of community groups so they can
receive federal support in their works of compassion and reliance.
I'm worried about the quality of the education of community groups so they can
receive federal support for their works of compassion and reliance.
We'll see you next time.