Name: Dave Meets San Francisco's "Guadalajara Guido" | Letterman
Uploaded: 2023-08-29T15:00:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Meets San Francisco's "Guadalajara Guido" | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Meets San Francisco's "Guadalajara Guido" | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-29. Transcript available.

you know whenever paul and i come into a new area for us like san francisco we
come in like the
weekend before and uh we just spend some time getting to know the denizens of
the neighborhoods
in the city and we pick out one or two people just you know like a guy we find
a guy sure and
then paul is as you know a musical genius oh yeah he plays the piano and
everything yeah and then
we we find out we interview kind of debrief the guy and then paul takes that
information and we
turn it into a fantastic uh rock and roll music video about the guy what would
we do without you
dave it's like a it's like a custom greeting card a custom musical greeting
card for that guy
that's exactly it no and take a look at it right here yeah oh yeah no we're
gonna show it now don't
worry by the way tom tom and i were talking during the commercial he was he was
just kidding about the
musical big he thinks it's a great success he thinks it's a wonderful idea and
he hopes it runs forever
is what tom was telling me good luck back there in the musical big you kids uh
anyway so that's what
we did uh paul and i went out found a guy and uh paul produced a wonderfully
entertaining musical video
about the this man you're about to meet where are you watching yeah what i'm dave
letterman what's
your name sir luis luis this is uh paul schaefer hello nice to meet you how you
doing luis how long
you've been driving a cable car about a year and a half about a year and a half
where are you from
originally mexico but what city in mexico guadalajara guadalajara luis left his
home in guadalajara
because he knew if he stayed he wouldn't get far off i'm sorry what he knew if
he stayed he wouldn't
get far oh that stinks do you have uh any kind of colorful characteristics or
mannerisms or like
nicknames or anything oh yes i got a nickname what's the nickname they call me
weirdo sarducci
they call him weirdo sarducci put that in there yeah he was one bad bad dito
some say he looks a lot
like father
no that was fine how did you learn how to drive a cable car who taught you well
i got this great guy
that works here a cable car weird dave weird dave weird dave yeah that's his
name no that was where'd
you let her play this thing the brooklyn academy of music damn it and you know
it ladies and gentlemen
please join us now for the world premiere of the music video featuring the life
of louise the cable car
driver now gather around you people to hear the tale of guido and how he caught
up with his dreams by chasing a burrito
weirdo came to san francisco his eyes were full of stars he heard the ladies
love the dudes who drove the
cable cars so he went down to the station to get the job he craved he was face
to face with the
man in charge a man in charge a fella called weird dave
weird dave had a burrito it was his only friend he called it ricky got in
fights that never seemed to
end weird dave and his burrito pal devised a test of skill they'd give the job
to guido if he beat ricky
down the hill
so when the clock struck noon
weird dave let ricky roll and guido took off like a shot
of zooming towards the door the burrito gave momentum yes it gathered lots of
speed
but it wasn't any match for guadalajara
guadalajara
guadalajara
guadalajara
Luis Montaño!
Thanks, folks!
Nice to see you again!
Alright!
We'll be right back!
Thank you, folks! Thank you very much!
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