Name: Jimmy Kimmel Is On A Mission To Stop Oprah | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jimmy Kimmel Is On A Mission To Stop Oprah | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-04. Transcript available.

our next guest is an emmy award-winning co-host of the game show win ben stein's
money and one of
the stars of the man show on comedy central uh broadcasts its season premiere
season premiere on
sunday night here's the very funny jimmy kimmel welcome back to the show i come
on the day letterman
gets his face torn off by a dog pretty exciting footage though wasn't it don't
worry i will not
rest until that animal is destroyed no no that's yes the animal it was my the
animal spot yeah now
i noticed you got a uh what is that shirt is i got some tissues for you you're
really bleeding is it
really going yeah you're bleeding a little i don't know they're clean no they
just gave them
i have my own oh all right yeah it's a little rule i learned never accept one
of the tricks
that's right uh you have you have a uh a rosie o'donnell oh yeah i'm in the rosie
o'donnell's
chubb club wow yeah she really saved my life dave i mean you know being
overweight uh i can sometimes
feel very alone and uh right here now i mean thanks to rosie i can eat ham
pizza fried chicken
i you know i can sit down at a meal and i can eat 25 donuts for dinner and not
feel bad about it
that's good yeah yeah so thank you rosie you're a cutie patootie
is is this a diet it's not a diet it's a way of life yeah that's the great
thing about it
good for you yeah now you have a uh family here you're born in new york city
yeah i was born in new
york and then my father uh my father had asthma so he picked us up and we moved
to vegas and he also
had a taste for the hookers but uh my uh my relatives are here uh my uh my andrew
and uncle tony my
uncle frank and my uncle frank is actually a uh he was a cop here in new york
for 20 years long ago
nypd and in 20 years on the police force take a guess at how many arrests my
uncle frank made 20
years on the police force um i i don't know gosh i guess 100. no no six would
be the number six six
one by accident yeah yeah one was a guy was running out of a lamp store with a
lamp and he tripped over
him and he had to take him in yeah six arrests yeah what about your
grandparents my my grandfather my
grandmother's uh passed away actually i have a grandmother and grandfather
alive my grandfather
had a 92nd birthday um on saturday 92 92 he loves you he really does he's he's
um he's totally insane
yeah he uh my grandfather's an artist and he doesn't like to waste anything and
um he i mean like he when
he eats eggs in the morning he cracks them and drains the egg and then paints
on them puts them on
the shelf well that's i guess one or two of those would be nice yeah yeah he's
got a couple of
thousands of them in his room right now there's the eggs now you can see um
these are really bad
pictures taken by my idiot cousin sal but that's me right there so you're on
and that's you in the
corner right there oh i'm i'm honored yeah yeah you're next to like uh charlie
brown yeah this is
yeah you're on an egg and this was taken in the old days when i still had
facial features right yeah
all right this is the egg i yeah i went in his freezer to get just some ice for
my drink and i
found the jack-o-lantern he had carved on halloween this is saturday by the way
this is not months ago
this was taken on saturday well you know what the price of pumpkins at 14 50
cents a pound
you don't want to waste so yeah that's going right out in october and uh so he'll
reuse it
is that that's oh yeah yeah you know he grew up during the depression and
finally this is his
masterwork i think this is um you know da vinci's the last supper with jesus
and the apostles well this
is his last supper uh with big bird and the muppets and um i don't know if you
can see uh that uh
oscar is judas yeah it's not sacrilegious i guess no no sense of irony there
either as you can see
from the other declarations on the wall yeah well that's yeah this is your
grandfather that's my
grandfather still active and still still doing creating yeah still doing great
still making stuff
god bless you and good luck yeah so the big anniversary of the uh man show huh
yeah how are
things going over there things well our mission when we started was to stop oprah
a year ago and
well since then she's made a major motion picture and started a magazine so we
haven't been that
successful yeah are you going to keep plugging uh yeah we're going to keep
plugging away and we'll
bring her down and this oprah my wife i can't get her to make me a grilled
cheese sandwich but uh
oprah tells her to read a 600 page novel about geishas and she's on the couch
for two weeks so
i got to derail this somehow very very powerful woman yes she is but has she
ever had her face
chewed off on television no no oprah has never done that it just keeps getting
better yeah jimmy nice to
see you well thank you for sharing your family with us tonight jimmy kimmel
ladies and gentlemen