Name: The Dog That Tried To Bite Dave's Face Off | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Dog That Tried To Bite Dave's Face Off | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Dog That Tried To Bite Dave's Face Off | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-06. Transcript available.

look look it's the urine proof medic when i wasn't kidding look at that we're
going to have some fun
now it can only mean one thing huh it can only mean one thing that's right it's
time for stupid
pet tricks and people with their animals their kitties their monkeys their
birds their squirrels
they taught them little silly tricks and then they come out here and by the way
ladies and
gentlemen it's only an exhibition this is not a competition you understand so
please please
no wagering what do me a favor say a little lumac and his doggy air max come on
out kids
here we go hi lou how are you thank you nice to see you fine thank you this is
air max this is a uh
jack russell terrier that's right these are pretty good dogs aren't they they
are good dogs they're
very hyper they're very hyper they're always active they like doing stuff don't
they love doing stuff
when you when you turn them loose uh what what kind of stuff do they do just uh
they go crazy turning
circles jumping they uh they love to drive their owners crazy yeah yeah so like
my first wife
but he's a great dog he's an adoption dog oh good for you how old is the air
air max is uh six years
old you mind if i say hello to the dog no no not at all hell hello doggie why
hello doggie
hello doggie
he'll be talking about that for the rest of his life
uh las vegas nevada great town out there las vegas nevada and uh what do you do
for a living
sir i'm a general builder all right good for you now uh let's get right to the
trick what are you
guys up to what are you going to do here uh little air max is going to do a
handstand handstand
a dog dog doing a handstand yes sir all right what do you need music anything a
little drum roll a
drum roll anton here we go lou mac and air max all the way from las vegas nevada
doing a handstand
stand stand here's the dog stay stay stay stay stay stay stay stay stay stay
stay stay
unbelievable thank you very much blue you see a lot of that kind of stuff in
las vegas
you got to know where to go though where do you go for that huh where do you go
this i'll tell you
later the belage oh good huh you go to the venetian yeah that's right okay uh
next ladies
gentlemen say hello to jerry talley and alistair jerry come on out here hi jerry
how are you doing
uh where are you from sir tulsa oklahoma what do you do for a living there in
tulsa i don't do
anything i'm retired good for you what to be a teacher used to be a teacher
well god bless you
that's difficult thankless work and and we need teachers yeah
it's your dog alistair that's right also a terrier this is a a border terrier
right i don't know that
i've ever seen a border terrier but similar looks like similar to the jack russell
a little yeah yeah
you saw something about mary the movie that was a border was that right oh the
dog featured in the
film yeah yeah you know i wish i'd asked the other guy who jack russell was you
don't happen to know do
you i think jack russell was the person who first bred those dogs but they're
not a very old breed
yeah but i should ask him you know yeah that's right i don't know because it's
just just putting
you on the spot here and you don't need that pressure and i'm a teacher that's
right you are a teacher
all right jerry uh um you guys are going to do what here we're going to climb
up the stairs
backwards you and the dog or just no just the dog
sound like my first wife again now uh stop it will you please we're trying to
do a show oh my god
look out jerry watch it we got a thing here these are the what wow look at that
staircase that's
unbelievable and did you bring this with you uh no they you made this did we
build this how much did
this cost when did we rent this stairway to heaven pretty good paul all right jerry
and the dog i'll just be over here what do you want i'm going to watch you guys
uh you need to
come and hold it oh sure i'll be happy to do whatever you take his leash off
and if you'll hold
him he uh you need to hold him backwards oh i forgot just hold him like that
just pointing that right
what's it what they got up here hello doggie hello not a very i'm very friendly
hello come on out
hello doggie hello all right come on let's go back come on here we go come on
here we go if you're just
alistair alistair just point his backside all right all right i will
okay he won't bite you i know oh wait okay come on al let's go here we go come
here baby come on
come on come on
that's for the trouble take a look no that was fun look at here we go there's
what what is going on at your house
all right thank you jerry nice meeting you nice to meet you have fun say hello
to everybody in
oklahoma
couldn't rent the stairs we had to build them
ladies and gentlemen say hello to ron hammer and zeke ron hammer and zeke
hey look at zeke hey ron how are you buddy
zeke there's zeke come on there we go that's zeke everybody
working the crowd all right come here zeke come on buddy hey boy come on out
here come on come on
come on that's enough schmoozing the show is just so good he wanted to take a
seat in the audience
now uh what kind of dog is zeke ron half dalmatian half golden retriever oh
that's a good combination
great combination hello zeke come here baby come here come here come here come
here oh
hello hello hello doggie
wow all right
i'm sorry i'm sorry i stepped on i stepped on your tail i'm sorry
are you all right are you all right
good boy tonight zeke will be catching flies all right yeah is there anything
maybe i should just go
sit down sure all right get your mitt on glove all right there's you want music
here for this no i
think we'll be all right okay all right come on going out over there there's zeke
all right look up
here buddy hey look up look up
come on we're gonna do a couple of them come on go on over there hey hey look
up buddy come on big one
very good one more big one come on come on buddy one more here he goes give us
one more hey look up
look up come on yeah
okay let's take a look here's zeke that was pretty exciting did he just learn
how to do this uh no he's
known this for a while wow this is an amazing animal yes yeah take him out to
shea stadium you know what
what i'm saying ladies thank you very much good to see you thank you good to
see you
how's going buddy thank you there you go
oh holy crap i'm bleeding oh and a shot oh no this now i'm having to undergo a
painful
serious of rabies shots that's right got you oh geez well there goes my weekend
oh boy