Name: CBS Mailbag: Dave Enters Enemy Territory | Letterman
Uploaded: 2023-09-07T15:00:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'CBS Mailbag: Dave Enters Enemy Territory | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'CBS Mailbag: Dave Enters Enemy Territory | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-07. Transcript available.

letter number one dear dave do you think that the nba is a conspiracy like
everyone else uh brian
spaulding mount vernon indiana you know uh it's a bad time for me because of
the pacers and uh you
know i just want to say one thing they put up a heck of a fight and the series
is not over i mean
they're the last report they were down three to one they played earlier tonight
it could be over
now i hope it's not over i don't know the the lakers they were frightened by
the lakers they
they don't like going to california uh because paul when they play in california
what happens
they're dazzled by the courtside beauty of miss diane cam that's right they can't
they can't be
expected to play no you can't play under those circumstances i just i just want
to take a second
here god bless the indiana pacers good luck i think those lakers they don't
play fair there's a lot of
pushing and shoving oh well that's against the rules and one of those guys is
enormous
one so that ain't fair we're just a bunch of farm kids
uh but boy they gave it a pretty good ride and i was excited there for a while
uh anyway the letter uh do you think there's a conspiracy in the uh but no i
don't uh but you
know i went out to and i spent my own money on this flew out for the first game
to california in los
angeles did you see me i i don't know were you out there yeah the first game
game one of the series
i flew out and sat courtside you didn't see you were courtside take a look at
the staples center
there's jack nicholson a huge laker fan and of course there's actress diane
cannon who's at every
la game and here's the only indiana pacer fan in the arena david letterman
is that a car is that a real car
what do you now what are you doing i'm talking to you you get on the phone what
is going on she's
trying to find out if it's a real car i know it's a real car but i mean did we
have to buy a car to
beat it up like that probably well that's a terrible waste well now will the
car be repaired
and auctioned off to some lucky audience member
what have you noticed every time every time there's trouble she jumps on the
phone it's on
the phone yeah yeah how do you think that makes me feel yeah like a loser
exactly
that's right
ah there she comes have you ever been to a party where people keep jumping on
the phone
ah yes yeah all right letter number two uh dear dave do you plan to run with
the bulls in pamplona
this summer well uh danielle garcia bilbao spain i would love to and normally i
do but you may have
read about this i had my passport lifted so i can't go um but the folks here in
new york to drum up
tourism for the city they got something uh just to compete with the running of
the bulls in pamplona
here watch this videotape and enjoy
i think that might catch on
that was an actual stunt man by the way it was i was gonna ask that was not a
dummy or a mannequin that
was a regular guy real guy they know how to fall wow so they don't get so they
don't get hurt i see
how to take a ball like that so they don't get hurt oh they're pros sure
uh letter number three dear dave does your mom ever come visit you in new york
city just curious ryan
davis detroit michigan uh no mom don't come to town and it's a shame uh i
invite her every weekend you
know that of course uh and i tried to get her on the phone and i said mom uh
come to new york city but
she's not i don't think she's going to show up and frankly between you and me
it's a bit of a
disappointment because i would like to have her here every weekend excuse me
david yes alan uh don't
worry she will be there okay whatever you say alan
david give your big mama a kiss
uh letter number four dear dave will the late show be doing anything to help
those voted
off the island recover from their trauma dave uh scollerman scollerman rocky
mountain in north
carolina he's talking about the blockbuster cbs show survivor where they have
these uh folks uh
on an island and they all are sick and i don't know they got sick they all got
a really bad case of the
flu right it's just i don't know yeah um but the first as a matter of fact we
have with
us tonight the very first guy to get voted uh off the island kidding yeah where
is he ladies and
gentlemen gerard mulligan where there he is
hi gerard aloha dave you know we watched your show every night back on the
island well thank you very
much you'd be the only one now listen uh it must have been pretty upsetting to
get voted out i mean
after the first week you're just gone your fellow islanders they vote you right
out yeah that was one
hell of a shock yeah but i'm not bitter oh good i have a lot of wonderful
memories of my week on that
island well what a lovely attitude yes i remember
is
oh yeah it was a great week yeah now uh how does it look uh for the rest of the
season
there on the island you know that annoying host guy oh yeah what's his name peter
probst or something
pro yeah i don't know what they're gonna they're gonna murder him devour his
little flesh on live tv
yeah yeah it's gonna win an emmy i bet it well gerard willigan good to have you
home
you