Name: Fan Request: Alan Kalter Meets His Son | Letterman
Uploaded: 2023-09-08T15:00:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fan Request: Alan Kalter Meets His Son | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fan Request: Alan Kalter Meets His Son | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-08. Transcript available.

i think so alan do me a favor yep there's our announcer alan calder alan uh
tell us
yeah popular popular guy i'm not sure that was called for
uh no he's popular yeah of course we love him he's alan calder for god's sake
are you kidding me
now uh do me a favor and run down we have some fantastic shows coming up for
you folks run down
some of the guests going to be on the show this week all right alan calder with
pleasure deal
summer's coming things are heating up with the late show jennifer garner keifer
sutherland
alan not a second not when i'm in the zone baby keifer sutherland dolly parton
jennifer
garner i have something important i want to introduce you to your son
i don't uh i don't have a son is that you pa
he looks he looks nothing like me anyway i'm afraid it's impossible that i'm
the father for my 18th
birthday my parents gave me a vasectomy wait a minute what yeah your parents
gave you a vasectomy
yeah they were very focused in their careers so they didn't want grandchildren
shall i finish up the rundown no no i think we're fine thanks alan thank you
is that you paul i know
paul is that you because they got a lot of music and stuff yeah a lot of fun
and good for you i would
love it oh i'm gonna hi i'm sorry to interrupt oh that's all right it's kathy
maverick yeah i know
hi kathy what can i do for you on friday they're going to be cleaning our
windows friday yeah so on
thursday night you need to clear your whole ledge off oh yeah the stuff on the
windowsills everything
that means everything the books the pens the stapler the tape dispenser
everything you have on the
ledge ceramic kitties everything okay i mean i'm sorry to interrupt the taping
but i have yoga right
after the show that's all right kathy don't worry about it and and while i have
you there's one more
thing sure this young man has come back to the offices again claiming that alan
calter is his father
what is that what is that you paul
how old are you 20 paul 20 let's see 1989 was your mom on the bangles
don't know paul could go either way kathy get him an internship or a diet coke
thanks pa
no sweat kid no sweat that was awful that was awful