Name: Fan Request: Senator Barack Obama's Top Ten | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fan Request: Senator Barack Obama's Top Ten | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-15. Transcript available.

the uh category from the home office uh top 10 barack obama campaign promises
ladies and gentlemen
top 10 barack obama campaign promises and to present tonight's top 10 list
democratic
presidential candidate senator barack obama here we go everybody hello hello
senator thank you very
much for being here category top 10 barack obama campaign promises here we go
number 10.
to keep the budget balanced i'll rent the situation room for sweet 16. hey that's
a nice idea number nine
i will double your tax money at the craps table good idea number eight
appoint mitt romney secretary of looking good yes sir
dave dave dave dave you're on you're on could you get me a cheese pizza please
paul dave you're no
longer my friend thank you number number seven if you bring a gator to the
white house i'll wrestle it
wow now that's that's innovative campaigning have you heard that before ever no
uh number six
i'll put regis on the nickel why not number five i'll rename the 10th month of
the year
barack tober for october how about that number four i won't let apple release
the new and improved
ipod the day after you bought the previous model oh thank god it's about time
it's about time
number three i'll find money in the budget to buy letterman a decent hairpiece
thank you thank you
senator a grateful nation salutes you uh number two pronounce the word nuclear
nuclear how about that
oh there's a breakthrough and the number one barack obama campaign promise
three words vice president
oprah yeah how about that democratic presidential nominee race nutty it's nutty
the category tonight
surprising facts about barack obama oh yeah surprising facts about barack obama
and uh presenting the list
tonight democratic presidential candidate senator barack obama let's turn on
the cbs satellite ladies and
gentlemen how are you good barack how are you thank you very much for being
here here we go top 10
surprising facts about barack obama number 10 my first act as president will be
to stop the fighting
between lauren and heidi on the hills thank you very much it's about time by
god number nine in the
illinois primary i accidentally voted for kucinich what what number eight when
i tell my kids to clean
their room i finish with i'm barack obama and i approve this message the kids
will pay attention number seven
throughout high school i was consistently voted barackius but what does that
mean what does that even mean
number six earlier today i bowled a 39 yeah go get them number five i have
canceled all my appearances the
day the sex in the city movie opens yeah me too i'm with you buddy number four
it's the birthplace of
fred astaire what sorry that's a surprising fact about omaha oh
uh number three we are tirelessly working to get the endorsement of kentucky
derby favorite
colonel john yeah what what it's a horse and number two this has nothing to do
with the top 10
but what the heck is up with paul abdul yeah exactly that's what exactly that's
what we're talking
about yes and the number one surprising fact about barack obama i have not
slept since october i believe it
absolutely believe it