Name: Young Lindsay Lohan In Dave's Halloween Costumes | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Young Lindsay Lohan In Dave's Halloween Costumes | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-30. Transcript available.

okay now here's what we do we just wait for the trick-or-treaters
one right there hi come right on in nice to see you thanks for dropping by you
know
for my money nothing says mid-november like our first costume here it's the two-week-old
jack-o-lantern
you just can't beat the aroma of rotting pumpkins hi how are you what's what's
your name elizabeth
you're a lovely girl and we have something for you how about this it's a paul
songus bumper ticket
let me see if i can't just put that there on your pumpkin do you mind
there you go be very careful nice to see you bye-bye
i get so nervous whenever i have company here at the house hi oh look at this
this this costume is
this is an excellent way to introduce your kitties to the important world of
self-defense
it's the stun gun young punks and hardened criminals alike will cower with fear
all right let's see if
we have something oh i think i have something for you right here it's a pouch
of red man chewing tobacco
now do me a favor if you use this be sure and brush real good afterwards okay
all right bye-bye be
careful good night
look at that look at that paul i got lake property
how about that oh the lake is there's the lake back there all right okay hi
there well you know this
costume is a favorite with new york city kids this costume is stuff found on
the floor of the d train
how are you are you having fun tonight what's your name now when you go out
trick-or-treating what's
your favorite snack um gum all right here how about 40 feet of garden hose
there you are you'll have
fun in the yard with that oh be very careful okay good oh there you go okay
thank you oh
and a regular comedy routine there you go oh darn i was getting ready to turn
in
hi oh hi hi come in here nice to see you you've been here every year haven't
you yeah yeah well good
to have you back what's your name latika latika good to see you latika uh this
is my favorite
costume it helps children celebrate their long uh their love of long interstate
car rides that's
right this here is the bug covered windshield costume what would you like here
let's see if we
have a little snack for you we have a there you go it's a meat thermometer and
you go right outside
and someone will be happy to squeegee you okay okay bye bye
if you see this costume at your door please do not be alarmed don't be
frightened take a look at this
it's it's it's only paul shaffer's shirt ladies and gentlemen that's all this
is
hi how you doing
is your name doug what is your what is your name kintara well i was darn close
wasn't i
uh kintara look here for you we have a highway road flare all right there you
go have a good evening bye
bye nice to see you
i i pray to god there'll be no more trick-or-treaters tonight okay hi come on
in oh look at this uh with
the election just around the corner here's a great costume that's sure to be
very popular this year
it's george and barbara bush's moving trunk
but guess what we have for you what's your name samantha taylor henderson samantha
taylor henderson
oh you're your own law firm that's good
and uh samantha for you we we have a jar of live wasps
yeah okay now if if you use these like like i told the other girl be sure to
brush real good when
you're done there she goes bye-bye thanks honey
there can't possibly be any more trick-or-treaters i just can't imagine oh okay
oh hi son how are you
this costume commemorates last summer's controversial little league world
series
he's a member of the world champion filipino little league team
be careful not to eat too many treats son
oh look for you we have a can of brasso metal polish there you go good luck yes
be very careful i hope
i hope your spokes are with you
i i think he kind of frightened us all didn't he oh yeah all right hi come on
in now here here is a
costume for every child interested in public water systems it's a new york city
water faucet here let me
show you let me just turn this on all right you ready oh look what are you
doing do i just turn
it on okay is it gonna go in the bag you're gonna you're gonna drip all over
yourself here it's the new
new york city water faucet pretty much accurate in every detail well there you
go all right all right
all right all right turn it off there you go you're gonna you're gonna electrocute
the both of us okay
uh oh oh look what do we have for you we have uh airplane headphones there you
go bye-bye
okay let's see this should just be about it oh hi come on in men you know there's
not a child alive
today who doesn't enjoy a heated discussion on topical issues that's why this
one's a favorite
costume this year it's the mclaughlin group ladies and gentlemen here they are
i'm gonna give everybody some uh fruit cocktails here of course is uh john mclaughlin
right there
and then we have pat buchanan and then we have fred barnes fred nice to see you
morton kondracki
morton good to have you with us and of course jack german there you are kids
thank you very much
for dropping back
bye-bye
okay once again halloween at the letterman's let's uh do a commercial here when
we come back
our old friend uh chris elliott will be dropping by thanks for being here hi i'm
katherine o'hera i'll
be hosting saturday night live this halloween with musical guest 10 000 maniacs
yeah and speaking
of treats here's 10 000 mothers oh