Name: Viewer Mail: Dave's Shaving Tips | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Viewer Mail: Dave's Shaving Tips | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Viewer Mail: Dave's Shaving Tips | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-16. Transcript available.

thank you very much i'm excited about tonight's show because when you get a pro
like pat cooper
to come on a show you know you're in for fine comedic entertainment that's
right you know pat
cooper uh for years and years i've seen pat cooper uh on uh television yeah and
and recently you hear
pat cooper on radio and up until we had him on the program the last time his
first time with us
he would always say horrible awful things about me about you yeah yeah and and
i just thought well
let's let's bring the guy on and i was going to ask him about it the last time
he was here but he was
he was so talkative i said that i didn't get a chance to get that in i'm
looking forward to hearing
you uh ask that question well maybe i won't ask him and maybe after this maybe
he won't even be here
well you know maybe no let me jinx his appearance he hasn't even come on you
know paul let me let me
just say something i want to straighten one thing out i see every day on
television this commercial
for some kind of shampoo and it features uh leggy supermodel uh cindy crawford
oh yes for
flex shampoo oh i'm familiar with the commercial now this is not very important
and i know i'm
probably the only one in north america concerned about this but they say all
right there's uh cindy
crawford and somebody else and she says wow we're crazy about flex shampoo and
then the other one
says yeah boy are we ever and then she says but you know what they did they
changed the formula and
then the other one says bad idea and then the other one says yeah but guess
what they changed it back
oh that's great and then the other one says yeah and now it's better than ever
no no no no no no it can't it can't possibly be better than ever it's only as
good as it was before
you changed it well the reason i mentioned that was pat cooper because i've
always found him very
entertaining yeah and i wasn't angry i just always was puzzled as to why he
would go on the radio and
tv and say odd things about me clear this out you know i guess that's a pretty
long list when you think
about it clear it up tonight with him yeah we'll get to the bottom of that
ladies and gentlemen speaking of
getting to the bottom of things i have no idea what that means let's let's now
answer our viewer mail
here i have a fistful of viewer mail these are actual letters
letter number one i have a beverage
dear dave you look familiar do i know you puzzled susan simon long beach new york
ah you know i know what this is no susan we uh we haven't met this is the kind
of thing that happens
all the time you you probably remember me from this uh magazine ad that i was
in here i have a copy of it
there a lot of people uh uh see me in this and then they think that we know
each other there's the
faces of all of us that's how a lot of people think they know me
a lot of people think they know me from that magazine yeah didn't realize you
did that yeah
a couple of years ago yeah just pocket change gum money you know letter number
two dear dave uh how
do you always manage to get such a nice close shave uh just looking for some
personal hygiene tips tim
mcmahon sutton's river vermont you know this is an excellent question because
this is the kind of
thing i can get very excited about uh getting a great shave is actually one of
the best parts of my
day and i think one of the secrets although there are considerably many is
going to the same barber year
after year and that's enrique right there first he drapes my face in hot towels
and lets me relax and
moisten up for a little bit there in the shop next using his own secret european
shaving technique he
gives me a wonderfully close shave every time and finally enrique's only own
personal blended icy hot
aftershave lotion believe me enrique is a skin care genius
enrique is a skincare genius yeah i noticed i picked that up
letter number three ladies and gentlemen letter number three we're three
quarters of the way
through our viewer mail tonight viewer mail and would consist of four letters i
would that would be
right excellent excellent powers of deduction paul thank you fine piece of
detective work three
quarters of the way through this would be letter number three letter number
three hey dave what the
hell is up with your shoes matthew lutts savannah georgia well well matthew in
answer to this question
tell uh here's what you do just keep watching daytime television hal show him
why that's hal gurney our
director what the hell is up with letterman's shoes on the next donahue
how do we do it night after night week after week top flight comedy this is
blue chip top flight solid gold
high powered speedolite comedy and letter number four dear mr letterman i am
writing to ask a special favor
i am having a guest visit me from the university of washington in seattle tom
is the son of close
friends and belongs to the sigma chi fraternity there is there any time that
you might be available for
a few moments so that you can greet each other respectfully ears donald gould
teaneck new jersey
well this is a kind of a nice letter and while i don't ordinarily do this sort
of thing we did arrange
to have mr gould who wrote this nice letter to us and his friend's son tom uh
bless you stop by the
ge building uh hal go ahead and roll that tape if you will all right mr letterman
is a very busy
man but we've arranged for him to personally greet tom boy this is the greatest
this should be him now
hi don
uh it's hard are you gonna leave or do i have to call security
hot flight comedy
i wonder let's see let's see if the picture goes dim when i kind of crimp off
this guy's hose hi yeah
sorry about that didn't mean to grab the cameraman's hose all right kids
more more of that blue chip comedy we were talking about