Name: Martha Stewart's Top Ten Thanksgiving Tips | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Martha Stewart's Top Ten Thanksgiving Tips | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Martha Stewart's Top Ten Thanksgiving Tips | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-22. Transcript available.

uh the category tonight uh from the home office uh top 10 martha stewart thanksgiving
tips
if you ever needed to know anything about how to celebrate a holiday
martha stewart is is should be your beacon your guiding light if you have any
questions just pick
up a copy of her book and dial up the website martha stewart will give you all
of the information
you need to know uh top 10 martha stewart thanksgiving tips and now ladies
gentlemen to
present tonight's top 10 list the host of cbs's special home for the holidays
with martha stewart
here's martha stewart martha come on
it was good didn't it fantastic wow
we want to get going here before that thing on your shoulder crawls away
but seriously ladies i want to tell you what about those pants what about those
pants
all right she made them she made you didn't make those things around old pine
cones
stuff from the christmas very nice here we go martha stewart thanksgiving tips
number 10. to get turkey golden
and brown use a high-grade shellac yeah
number nine buy aretha kmart and tell everyone you made it yourself that's
right
number eight bite the head off a live turkey yeah
number seven so nobody gets drowsy after dinner liven up the stuffing with a
half a can of folgers
crystals yeah it's the same joke as the thing uh number six don't call the
butterball talk line
you may get a moron you may get a moron you may get a moron you may get a moron
number five tired of turkey roaster raccoon yum number four
no time to bake homemade pies well then you're a horrible horrible person that's
right number three
decorate your turkey with pine cones how do i come up with this crap
number two get the family as drunk as possible as early as possible
that's right and number one martha stewart thanksgiving tip
to spice things up in the bedroom dress up like pilgrims
america stewart everybody thank you very much happy thanksgiving good luck with
the special we'll be back with julia roberts everybody