Name: CBS Mailbag: Dave's Extreme Eggnog Tradition | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'CBS Mailbag: Dave's Extreme Eggnog Tradition | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-21. Transcript available.

big big holiday uh show tonight and because it's the friday before the holidays
i'm told we have
something hooked up here let me just i'm going to flip the switch i got the
switch back here
get ready anton anton flipping the switch let's see what happens especially for
the holidays
special effect for the holidays wow look at that beautiful
now we have it for the audience we have that for the audience to enjoy turn on
the snow in the
audience ladies and gentlemen there you go a little snow for the holidays
and as always as always that's a shredded asbestos so enjoy
ladies gentlemen we do it each and every friday night sometimes thursday
depending on our travel
schedule but more or less it's friday night we open up the old cbs mailbag here
we go
actual letters ladies and gentlemen from actual viewers and now the ceremonial
presentation of
tonight's letters a special holiday presentation ho ho ho letter number one
jingle jingle jingle
the boston tea party sketch has been cut are we doing this sketch what did you
know about it we're not
doing the tea party sketch if you had told me i wouldn't have worn this silly
out letter number
one ladies and gentlemen dear dave uh what are you hoping to get for christmas
sincerely pat horan
st louis missouri uh you know i'm a very easy guy to please and i would say
anything anything
well as a matter of fact though it's going to be difficult to top what i got
last year for christmas
i'm telling you i love this if it's still in the stores try and get yourself
one listen this
this it is right there it's kenny g plays the christmas classics with the
singing dogs it's
unbelievable let's let's listen to a cut right now let's listen here the kenny
g singing dogs here we go
all right thank you all right all right ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
letter number two
oh very nice paul very ingenious
ho ho ho letter number two jingle jingle we're not going to do the special
holiday presentation
anymore you're just making fun of it and me letter number two dear dave uh
lately i've seen your good
buddy paul uh featured in bus stop advertisements for snack foods in and around
toronto yours truly
lenny landa oh lenny landa the big band man he was great back in the 30s up
there yeah yeah
ladies and gentlemen from the high regency in toronto lenny landa the letter is
about paul doing
a snack food advertisement i don't you know i don't know what you're talking
about there but paul uh
you have kind of a small part in the the michael jordan space well it's so
small no no paul paul
schaefer now let's take a look in the michael jordan space jam movie watch this
hey michael jordan hit me
i'm open over here oh oh that's great paul that's terrific that's nothing i'll
tell you though
i'm much more satisfied i'm happier about the work that i did in the other
movie what was the other
film uh star trek first contact star trek first is that i didn't realize you
were that well heck let's
roll up here's paul in the scar trek movie go ahead and watch this captain picard
hit me i'm open right
over here whoa
oh boy so you see happy with that the red coats the red coats are coming the paul
revere sketch has
been cut oh why did you mention that okay uh dear dave how many people does it
take to put your show
together uh john franco man that was a great picture wasn't that guy terrific
he had some great years with
the mets didn't he whoo could that guy bring it or what am i right
uh john franco smithtown new uh york uh the question is a lot of people it
takes a lot of
people i want to tell you something takes a lot of very talented very dedicated
very loyal hard-working
men and women each and every night to put the late show together with
impossible exception of our cue card
guy uh seated there on the floor working very hard there on the floor uh in
between holding cards he's
playing jacks uh but it takes a lot of hard-working men and women to put the
show together and as a matter
fact here they are now wishing you very happy holiday season
merry christmas everybody have a great holiday
feliz navidad season's greetings you morons happy holidays from everyone here
at the late show
go up there and hug those guys go up there and hug them guys you know what i'm
saying
by all means tony please please remain seated on the floor all right you just
stay right there
on the floor okay letter number four numero cuatro letter numero cuatro ho ho
ho jingle jingle jingle
ah really numero cuatro letter number four letter number four all right stop it
stop it you're all
making me sick dear dave dear dave what do you have planned uh for the holidays
daniel uh dalton beaverton
oregon uh you know uh daniel this is an excellent question and i think you know
the answer to the
question and what i do for the holidays and it's kind of a tradition and it's
something i'm very very
proud of now every year on christmas or right around christmas i try to drink
more eggnog
than the year before here look at the videotape watch the videotape okay 1993
okay that's 1994 look at how big that bowl is look at the size of that it's
huge area now look at this
this is last year 1995. whoa they're gonna die okay 1996 even more eggnog paul
cover me here we go
good luck i'll be out here
put my feet down here put my feet down here feet down here okay okay here we go
my feet down here
okay let it go boys
well
merry christmas
Thank you.
We'll be right back.