Name: Dave's Video Collection: Tom Arnold, Kathie Lee Gifford And More | Letterman
Uploaded: 2023-12-26T16:00:35.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave's Video Collection: Tom Arnold, Kathie Lee Gifford And More | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave's Video Collection: Tom Arnold, Kathie Lee Gifford And More | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-26. Transcript available.

- This one's called, "It's Not Just Eating,"
and our first one is a guide to mealtime etiquette
entitled, "It's Not Just Eating."
Here we go.
- Bones can come out again, or gristle,
but don't spit it out.
What you should do is use your tongue
to push the gristle onto your fork,
then put it on the plate quietly.
- That's fine.
- Apparently, these people purchased
my mother's cookbook, there you go.
All right.
Next, we have a videotape called,
"Chai Kung: The Healing Workout,"
and we'll be seeing an excellent way
to keep the body fit and relaxed.
"Chai Kung," here we go.
- Shimmy down the body.
Feel tightness and tension disperse into the ground.
It is normal to feel a lot of pain
throughout the body after completing this exercise.
- Same thing happens to me whenever I think
about getting a hug from Richard Simmons.
Our next video is called, "Spring Hunting Wild Turkey."
Here, noted hunter Leroy Brownguard
explains how to attract your prey.
Hunting Wild Turkey.
- Sitting up on the limb,
she gets a little nervous before she jumps off,
and she goes.
- Yeah, sure.
To you and me, this guy is just a dork,
but to a turkey, he is one smooth-talking son of a bitch.
What about that?
- Okie dokie.
Here's a videotape entitled,
"Hypnosis for Medical Emergencies."
We'll be watching a medical technician
coming to the aid of a victim.
Here we go.
- Rick, I'll bet you can imagine
there's some place you'd rather be right now.
Why don't you go ahead and go there
and let me in your mind's eye
and let me know when you get there
by raising this finger.
- I know where I'd rather be.
In a hospital.
In a hospital.
Not under hypnosis on the street.
How are you, son?
The young man who plans to smoke cigars one day.
How old are you?
- 17.
- 26.
- You're 26 years old?
- Yeah.
- So it's legal if you wanted to,
you could smoke a cigar, right?
- Yeah.
- Okay, all right.
Just right there.
What are you thinking about, around 30?
You know, wait till you get to 30?
Not a bad plan.
You gotta have a plan.
This videotape is called the Railroad Modeler
and we'll be seeing an unusual toy train set.
Watch this, the Railroad Modeler.
- It's VanVille.
The in-scale model railroad layout
designed by Roger Smith of Bro Bridge.
- Well, I can't believe we're in the back of a van.
Where'd you get the idea for this layout, right here?
- I got the idea, I guess, out of my head.
- That's right.
And, when you got the idea,
was the van in the garage with the motor running?
- Okay, here we have a Easy Rider video magazine.
We'll be spending a moment
with a pair of motorcycle enthusiasts.
Here, Easy Rider.
Oh, hello.
- You like this?
- Oh, that's really neat.
- Okay.
I'll get my boots on and we'll be ready to go.
- You look great.
- Goodbye, Roseanne, hello, superstardom.
- You know it.
- Here's a thrilling videotape called
"Fantastic Hockey Fights."
- Fighting in hockey is actually a tactic
that is used to alter the strategy of the game.
However, sometimes it just feels good
to go out and belt somebody.
- This message brought to you
by the Church of Latter-day Saints.
And finally,
here's a video called
"Kathie Lee's Rockin' Tots Cafe."
We'll be seeing Kathie Lee and her husband
in a delightful cowboy skit.
Watch.
- You probably should send these outlaws
back to the range, huh?
- I got a feeling our paths gonna cross again,
little lady.
- I hope so.
- Whoa.
- This, of course, is the second most embarrassing video
Frank Gifford has ever made.