Name: Dave's Video Collection: Shirley Maclaine's Weird Workout | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave's Video Collection: Shirley Maclaine's Weird Workout | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave's Video Collection: Shirley Maclaine's Weird Workout | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-27. Transcript available.

ladies and gentlemen we forgot to do this last night uh by the way last night
if you didn't
happen to see the show we proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that two years ago
i was the size of
elvis i'm sorry you missed last night's program uh anyway we uh forgot to point
out we have artwork
paul get ready to unveil the artwork we need a little gallery music there this
is an original
piece of art from harold shepinski it's a it's an original shepinski paul did
you know that
it looks like a shepinski no it's uh from 1950 it's uh untitled uh the medium
is oil and the value is
120 000. i believe we have a title for the painting overpriced
just uh call up the gallery the hellander gallery oh they're very good
uh they're located at 415 west broadway ask for the untitled shepinski
and uh slap down your 120 000 overpriced ed there yes alex i'd like to add an
ed for 40. thank you
very much paul let me ask you another question do you own a uh vcr do you know
what i'm talking about
when i say you folks have heard of these things right yeah i got one about a
year ago and it was
all new to me but you hook it up to your television and then if you want you
can go to your video store
and uh purchase uh movies and you can play movies back right in your own home
you can do that with it
yeah really yeah i'll have to try that and uh also there's just a million other
kinds of
home videos available instructional videos and uh things to help your life if
you have hobbies things
that can help you learn more about your hobby it's it's an unbelievable world
of videotape we have
at our disposal now and i was thinking to myself i have all of these videos
from my house i'm going
to bring some of these in and show people and these are these are not all that
unusual you can get
them in any video store anywhere in the united states but it'll be a nice
insight into you and
the kind of stuff you watch all right not necessarily okay just i just happen
to have some of these
videos these are actual videos you can buy in any video store anywhere look at
this one for example
it's uh couples do it debbie's way this is a debbie reynolds workout video
featuring tom bosley
here how roll a little of this video and let's take a look at that keep your
tummy tucked in
we're going to drop that head and roll it to the left and drop two three to the
left that's right
exactly you buy the video you do the workout and you too can look like tom bosley
this frankly this one's just a little too frenetic for me now here's something
called the dancing
bloopers and it's not what you might think it is from the title this is a
collection of fishing bloopers
starring fisherman bill dance now let's see some of these fishing bloopers
really
can you believe it i can't let me see that again in slow motion
yes sir hooked his right eye right out of the socket man
it just doesn't get any funnier than that does it
um here we have the video guide to stamp collecting hosted by masha's gary berghoff
roll it hal a little magic here we're actually going to remove these stamps
from the paper without
damaging them to perform this feat of prestidigitation we have to prepare the
stamps
by cutting them off of the envelope who says there's no life after mash
uh from cyber visions neuromuscular training series the sport bowling roll it
hal
you know it really didn't help my bowling game but i did go out and buy a
closet full of brown polyester
slacks
yeah madonna man is she one hot lady you know
uh oh this is good it's an instructional video how to butcher wild game watch
closely
with the tools and different cuts of meat let's follow the skinning and butchering
of the red
then start to finish after hanging the carcass you should proceed to skin the
hide off the animal from
top to bottom uh lengthwise down the range of the animal to open up what do you
what do you suppose the
chances are of those kids growing up to be normal well-adjusted productive
human beings
i don't think so we're moving ahead we're moving ahead ladies and gentlemen we're
up to flirting with
magic your secret to dating success flirting with magic here we go
i'm wondering if you uh happen to have lost this pen no it's not mine are you
sure the thing this pen
right here no wow how did you do that well magicians usually don't reveal their
secrets
there's something i could do to make you reveal it oh maybe how about meeting
me back here at 11
o'clock for a drink or so no no uh how do i know you're not some sort of a
weirdo i'm not a weirdo
he is he is a weirdo run for your life he's a weirdo he's nuts get out of there
while you can
he's crazy he's a maniac
he's a weirdo
uh here's a videotape called video hypnosis uh and this one i think is stop
punishing yourself
video hypnosis watch closely here we go and the relaxing power now comes into
the fingers
of both of your hands
you know this is this stuff is pretty powerful we we have to be careful when we
broadcast this that we
don't accidentally hypnotize innocent bystanders because it's very relaxing
power
he is a weirdo
we have time for one more i'll pick just the very perfect one for this
hmm well perhaps we don't have the very oh this is shirley mclean's inner
workout here shirley
describes the body's chakra system shirley mclean from this energy center we
prepare ourselves for
the physical process of learning the color of this chakra as you can see is red
and it resonates to the
the password is insane okay oh stop stop hey hey hey hey hey hey we have a
wonderful program