Name: Dick Clark's Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad New Year's Eve Party | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dick Clark's Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad New Year's Eve Party | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-01. Transcript available.

ladies and gentlemen all night long we have little specials uh for you because
it is the
new year's eve take a look at this our own stage manager biff henderson with
champagne
squirting out his ears go ahead biff give it a try
one side it comes out of his ear the other side it looks like it's coming out
of his jugular vein
but it's we'll get that fine tune we'll get that dialed up for it yeah all
right let's try it again
here we go yeah one side here now it's coming out of his undershirt but you
know it's technology
it's not perfect we'll keep working on it yeah and pass the savings on to you
folks
ladies and gentlemen here in my right hand i have a copy of tonight's top ten
list let's go
the category from the home office in sioux city iowa top ten signs now uh that
you're attending a
really bad new year's eve party top ten signs you're attending a bad new year's
eve party and here
to assist us live tonight from the marriott marquee in times square the host of
dick clark's rockin new
year's eve or dick clark's new year's rockin eve right
just remember this either way he's going to be five minutes late ah ladies and
gentlemen here's dick
clark dick how you doing nice to see you dick's all bundled up and ready to go
dick's out there now paul does it make you nervous he looks cold he's getting a
head start on i know he's
going to be in time square for the next 48 hours don't worry when when are you
going i'm right after
the show i'm going out there i stand out there and at what time will you get
out of the limo yeah
okay here we go top ten signs you're at a bad new year's eve party uh dick clark
is doing the
countdown for us tonight here we go number ten brand of champagne dom de louise
that's right number nine
at midnight everybody gathers around to watch your uncle earl's pants drop that's
right
number eight you wake up the next morning wearing a medallion and there's a
note from al sharpton that
says i'll call you you know that's rotation
i'll tell you something that's that's not the worst thing that could happen
number seven you can hear a
guy countdown before using the bathroom number six jocelyn elders is there
trying to get herself drunk
number five it's 11 o'clock at night and you're watching roger ebert play twister
number four six
times in a row a champagne cork lodges in your trachea
i believe i believe dick's under the impression tonight is new year's eve i
think i think dick
thinks this is the actual gig see that hey i think dick believes we're just
seconds away from 1995.
i know uh number three is that it number three the so-called party hats are
really letterman's old
hair pieces
yes sir yes sir
uh number two everyone's gathered around the tv watching that geezer from
american bands
i'll be surprised if we finish this list before 95. and number one and the
number one sign you're
attending a bad new year's eve party it's over by 9 30.