Name: Dave's Record Collection: The Bathrooms Are Coming! | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave's Record Collection: The Bathrooms Are Coming! | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-03. Transcript available.

here's a record collection first we have a cd this is called los chipmunks macarena
let's listen to a example of this los chipmunks macarena here we go
for the millions of americans who thought the original macarena just wasn't
annoying enough
next we have a record called diaper gym now this is fun activities for babies
on the move
and we'll be listening tonight to a cut called how big is baby how big is baby
so big baby is so big
next we have the harper's bazaar success formula for a beautiful speaking voice
we'll be listening
to a cut called the progression of sound the progression of sound here we go
oh sounds a little like michael jackson's wedding night doesn't it
bango bango excuse me sir may i start your heart there may i freshen your drink
may i start your
heart bango more peanuts please sorry we're starting someone's heart i'm sorry
uh coach that'll be four dollars next we have an album called the law you and
auto accidents and
we'll be listening to a cut tonight it's part of a simulated interview between
a lawyer and his client
here it's right over there turn around uh your trunk had sprung open and i
noticed that you had a
typewriter in there yes a brand new electric typewriter um it doesn't do a typewriter
very
much good to be involved in an accident no especially this kind of typewriter
was brand new by the way
all right uh would you authorize me to take the typewriter because it's rather
dangerous to
leave the typewriter down oh yes please take it sir you're fine you know the
car wasn't damaged but i
think they both received serious head injuries
that's why they're chatting away like mutants
next we have uh sound of love featuring the voice of bb bardon we'll be
listening to i got it bad and
that ain't good bb bardon bb right there
you know she's just really really happy her typewriter wasn't damaged
uh here's a record called soothing sounds for baby let's listen
soothing sounds for baby baby's first words of course for the love of god turn
it off
from the love of god
no the sound effects
one member in the orchestra is paying attention
uh from canine international here's a record called dog dynamics let's listen
to a short indoctrination for
the course short indoctrination for the course dog dynamics here we go we have
with us today a dropout
from our training school mr timid have you ever corrected your dog's jumping
and barking problem
no i haven't well why not we've shown you a method that works well i would
never correct rover
so mr timid have you ever had acting lessons no i haven't
and finally here's an original musical called the bathrooms are coming
presented at american
standards 1969 distributors conference oh man for me that was like woodstock
how about you paul
i was there yeah i was there too wow what a weekend that was something yeah uh
we're
going to be listening to something called uh my bathroom hit it my bathroom
oh we're going to leave that up my bathroom
is a private kind of place
very special kind of place
the only place
all right all right honey honey open the door some men are here to take you to
another very special place
you