Name: Viewer Mail: Paul Shaffer's Best Of Late Night Bloopers | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Viewer Mail: Paul Shaffer's Best Of Late Night Bloopers | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-11. Transcript available.

sitting here with my band tonight playing a little guitar the guy who had the
biggest
record worldwide last year right from robin hood everything i do right i think
that's pretty hip
yeah and and yesterday yesterday nominated for 160 grand a hundred 161 grammy
awards
you know you guys are so successful you're going to think i'm foolish for even
bringing this up do
you mind a suggestion and you can do with it as you want you can regard it you
can disregard it
i don't care just let me say one thing to you what about some outfits
they actually were thinking it over how about that here look look canned ham
ladies and gentlemen in
case you think i'm making this up
all right now we this is we have 200 people in our audience 200 people morning
this is 16 ounces of ham so we'll we'll do the math on that and then go out and
get the saltines but
everybody tonight gets to enjoy some lovely uh canned ham okay let's get right
to the viewer mail paul do
you have music for this we used to have music we what one time yeah let's hear
it again okay this is the
old viewer mail viewer mail tonight is the crazy night we read viewer mail yeah
okay let's get right to it
composition and cake the guy had a little decorated cake there here we go uh
letter number one these are
our actual letters actual viewers dear dave dear david begins i'll trade you
some waffles for a chili dog
and a can of cream soda philippe pliskin belgium you know i'm not sure this new
unified european
monetary system is working out
you know what that is boys that's an icebreaker
letter number two dear dave i am 58 years old and your show is my favorite
thing on television what
the hell is wrong with me sincerely sincerely ian scotty mcdouche vancouver washington
well mr mcdouche let's see
what's wrong with you well you know we decided to ask the the people who know
you best hal uh roll
the videotape of people who know mr mcdouche from vancouver watch this scotty
see if this
i once heard him talking to a pile of oily rags he spends a frightening amount
of time writing letters
to talk shows i think what ian has could be clinically described as a
personality disorder
but i wouldn't rule out homicidal psychopath some of us in the apartment
complex believe he may have
killed a paper boy with a rake but we can't prove it there ian i hope that
offered some insight as
to what might be wrong with you that see that that was the icebreaker letter
number three uh my hobby
is uh collecting business cards and i am writing in hopes of uh getting some
entertainers cards this is
my favorite category if possible you know i think you find your better
entertainers always have those
business cards yeah yeah available bar mitzvahs yeah this is my favorite
category if possible could you
send me four of each of your cards and any other business cards that you might
have oh i see the
guy would like to know if i have any interesting cards i can pass along to him
uh this comes from
leroy gensimer redding pennsylvania where is my business card collection oh
here it is i have a couple of
ones that you might enjoy getting a look at here let me let me stand up for
this one
here here's the first one take a take a look at that there you go
that's tom brokaw right there okay and then here's this next one this is a new
edition
that's right that's right that's right okay and here's wilk chamberlain
we'll send those right out to you
and and you see that one now makes up for one and two that's how that works i
understand that uh
letter number four are we up to four already man we're making great time
tonight aren't we it's a
good feeling to know we're blowing right through this because we've got a big
program a lot of fine
guests and we want to get right to them i want to make sure everybody gets
their due time this evening
hey and some of them ought to do time if you know what i mean
and that was a mistake
uh letter number four dear dave have you ever mistaken a small kitchen
appliance for a frosty beverage
oh man speaking of mistakes um have you ever mistaken a small kitchen appliance
for a frosty beverage just
wondering brian latour now portland oregon hmm have i boy i'm telling you it
seems like just
last week i made that mistake a frosty beverage for a small appliance well
never
cut let's try it again i'm sorry hal i'll get it right next time i'm sorry
i know what i did wrong okay
cut cut dave you're supposed to put your hand on the toaster
i i forgot my line dave you don't have a line
and those are just a few of the hilarious bloopers you'll get
on paul schaefer's best of the late night bloopers tape order now paul schaefer's
best of the late
night bloopers box nine five hundred and buren station white plains new york
one zero five six five
we'll save that one for volume two
oh my goodness well there you go uh that's it huh what was that called well i
don't know you know
i had something to say about that and i forgot it but don't don't worry ladies
and gentlemen because
everybody here tonight gets a large portion of ham we'll be right back with a
friend mark albert