Name: Sammy Hagar Really Can't Drive 55 | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sammy Hagar Really Can't Drive 55 | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-12. Transcript available.

with 42 42 speeding tickets under his belt it's no wonder that our next guest
biggest solo hit was I can't drive 55 now the lead singer of Van Halen folks
please welcome Sammy Hagar
the rules been changing but my social life needs some rearranging
I got nothing against my old lady but every normal man's got to get out and get
crazy
let our boys light out
we lose some drink and better hurt ourselves real bad
I guarantee the best time that we ever had
so don't stay up cause I'll be out all night
don't you just see me cause I'll be out all night
oh
light my boys light out
so burn out
little boys light out
that's all baby
Oh, no.
Oh, no, my man.
So glad it doesn't start around the fight.
'Cause we get too high, you know, baby.
We just might.
Oh, no, my boy's the night out.
Who's coming up on me, boy?
Oh, no, my boy.
I need a boy.
I need another night out.
Oh, no, my boy.
Oh, no, my boy.
Oh, no, my boy.
Oh, no, my boy.
Oh, no, my boy.
Oh, no, my boy.
Oh, no, my boy.
Oh, no, my boy.
Oh, no, my boy.
Oh, no, my boy.
Oh, no, my boy.
Oh, no, my boy.
Oh, no, my boy.
Oh, that's all.
Oh, yeah.
Pretty impressive.
Pretty darn impressive.
Nice job.
Come on over, Sammy.
Thank you, boys.
Yeah.
So.
Nice job.
So now what we want to do, we want to go someplace and turn some dump over
somewhere.
Let's go.
Yeah.
That sounded great.
The hard part's over, Dave.
Nice to see you.
The hard part's over.
Let's talk about this stuff right here.
42 speeding tickets.
Do you still have a driver's license?
Well, I've lost it three times, but it's really nothing to brag about.
No, no, because you shouldn't be speeding on the nation's highways.
No, you really shouldn't.
Give me the highest clocking you ever got.
How fast were you going?
For a ticket.
Yeah, for a ticket.
Citation.
124.
And what's your personal best?
180.
180.
180.
That's right.
Let me tell you.
See, now, that gives the kids something to shoot for.
If you're just getting your license, work up to 180.
You're going to agree with my reputation, David.
180.
You can't go 180.
Let me tell you what happens.
It's the most focused you'll ever be in your entire life.
Well.
Now, where did this happen?
In California on Highway 1.
My wife, Betsy, was with me.
She's my witness.
That's a good idea.
Kill us both.
Take the family.
Now, what?
Is it like a Subaru you're in or what?
It's just a little Volkswagen Beetle.
No, but how are you going?
What kind of car?
Well, it's a Ferrari 512 Boxer.
And it's kind of souped up.
Yeah.
It's the one in the "I Can't Drive 55" video.
Oh, my God.
What are we doing?
We got to go?
All right.
We'll be right back here with Sam.
Hey, listen, I wish we had more time to talk.
Yeah, me too.
We do a favor and come back.
Okay.
Tomorrow night.
What's the name of the album?
This is the one you don't have the title for.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well, we've named it, but I can't give that away because tomorrow night it's
being out.
Oh, you're going to...
Have a good weekend, folks.
Thank you very much.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.