Name: How Dave's Top Ten List Is Made | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How Dave's Top Ten List Is Made | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How Dave's Top Ten List Is Made | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-17. Transcript available.

uh the category tonight top 10 signs you're watching too much jerry springer my
god
top 10 signs you're watching too much jerry springer you know it's interesting
and
you probably run into this whenever you're out and around the question
everybody asks me is where
do you come up with those ideas for those top tens how how do you put those top
10 lists together
and i you know i never thought that much about it but i thought well you know
with this much
interest maybe we ought to put together a videotape showing you how these top
10 lists come
together each and every day here take a look this is how they're put together
all right now listen to me listen to me listen to me are you listening
i don't want hey i don't want to be a nosebleed about this okay
but tomorrow when we do the top 10 i want it to be the best one we've ever done
you understand what
i'm saying all right good luck get going
you heard the man let's get going
ah screw this let's go home
hey hey wait a minute this is good this is damn good this this is hilarious who
wrote this
i did sir oh nice going buddy take the rest of the day off and here tickets to
tonight's next game
you can't you can't say these things on television i was aware of no i'll tell
you something that's about
right though uh so anyway by the way what do you think of my acting in the
piece oh yeah very nice
yeah very energetic you could be in the movies oh the oh the category tonight
top 10 signs you're
watching too much jerry springer here we go number 10 when the show's not on
you beat the crap out of
yourself number nine your first words at work every morning bring on the strippers
number eight you're
a guest on an episode entitled i lost my job by watching too much jerry springer
number seven you're
neglecting your duties as vice president of the united states
number six
when your wife suggests turning off the show you say talk to the hand
girlfriend
number five you claim that with every show jerry is becoming even springier
number four you're the only subscriber to something called shirtless springer
monthly number three
you dress your poodle up in glasses and a little brown wig number two
can't have sex without a studio audience and a handheld microphone and
the number one sign you're watching too much jerry springer you start eating
beef just to annoy oprah