Name: May We See Your Photos Please? - Dental Hijinks | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'May We See Your Photos Please? - Dental Hijinks | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'May We See Your Photos Please? - Dental Hijinks | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-24. Transcript available.

you people are here on a wonderful night you couldn't have chosen a better
night to come in
and watch this television program because tonight we're going to play may we
see your photos please
hal turn on the external camera because tonight we're going to play may we see
your photos please
there we are that's from x the one hour photo system up on 6th avenue 56th and
6th look at
all the marvelous stars we're going to go in there we're going to ask people as
they pick up their
photos may we see your photos please oh look there's a gentleman right there
ready to show
us his photos excuse me sir turn around but not too quickly hi how do you do
who is this you're under
arrest what is your name please bob bob where are you from bob new york huh
what do you do for living
bob i'm a dentist you're a dentist any rf say you've got a nice set of teeth
there yourself
you've been practicing at home haven't you yeah uh bob are you on your way home
now yeah i'm just
picking up some pictures picking up some pictures all right bob they're
pictures from my office all
right bob bob yes may we see your photos please
all right bob just are these uh from a vacation or i'm afraid these are from my
office i hope my
that's all right let's take a look here we go yeah i don't know
i don't know that's all right very nice yeah it's very good bob okay is that is
that a cleaning bob or
this is uh this is a happy patient yeah i think this was a cleaning yes did you
did you just get the
camera bob are you testing it out is that the deal yeah exactly this is one of
these uh i was trying out
one of those new flash attachments yeah all right we'll keep going these are
this is uh bob bob do
yourself a favor blow that one up this one you think put them put that in the
in the reception
area bob when the folks come in or hell put it on the door out front all right
let's see some more
this is one of our we have a uh i have a oh now wait a minute that's this is
someone is actually
someone had swallowed a camera and bob is now trying to get it out surgically
all right great
i'm seeing these for the first time myself okay there you are yeah all right
all right just uh
picture a thumb through the rest of them and who's this i don't know i don't
know how this got in here
okay bob that'll hold up in court hey whoa yeah
yes sir so bob what do you do on a slow day you get out the laughing gas and
pretty much anything goes
okay and that's your staff oh the friendly young women okay all right that's
good enough thank you
very much bob for playing all right let's uh let's do our top ten list and we'll
come back and we'll
see some other photos in a uh folks are lining up tonight to play may we see
your photos
uh those are the people at uh fromx photo uh fromx that's that uh big uh multinational
corporation
that makes that chemical cheese fromx what is it what is it morty what what is
he doing how 10 is not
ready how 10 is not ready so what do we do now there are some more from yeah we
can go back to front
uh who the hell was that hey it's me hal oh hi hal how you been that's our
director hal gertner all
right hal let's uh out for more gum honey did you come by for some more gum
is it ready now no i don't know yeah is it ready or not it's not right what's
the nature of the
problem yeah chiron is not ready all right ladies and gentlemen it's time now
to play may we see your
photos please how do you do ma'am nice to see you my name is dave may i have
your name please
hi do you have do you have photos we can see uh not really because i'm rushing
to make a train okay
all right i'll accept that uh and you can leave okay all right bye bye bye uh
he's lying about that
excuse me sir yes hi how are you excuse me right here sorry fine hi my name is
dave letterman do you
mind if we chat with you for a second not at all okay what is your name bob altman
what do you do bob
i'm retired uh-huh and you're you're very nicely dressed are you in town for a
dinner or a theater
or something i live in town i see good for you where do you live exactly a park
in 80th uh-huh what's
an apartment number up there no no no no no no no so so bob you have photos we
might look at are these
vacation i have some pictures we're taking of my grandson oh good baby photo
how old is your grandson
he's uh three all right do you mind if we i'm sorry forgive me all right may we
see your photos please
my grandson came down with chicken pox while he was in hawaii what what is his
name
matthew yeah those are beautiful now is that in hawaii right there that's no i
guess so
you know if the young man ever needs any dental care i can put you
oh man he's got the chicken pox there he sure does huh is that some kind of odd
filter you're
using on the camera or is the boy ill no no it's a straight uh camera uh-huh
and did did those clear
up no they cleared up yes they did yeah he's fine now a scratch like hell but
he's fine yeah okay
all right okay uh did you have a nice time in hawaii i wasn't there they were
there i see why
didn't you go i couldn't afford it i see all right all right well listen thank
you very much for
playing may we see your photos please
hey paul see how friendly and trusting new yorkers are they're lovely and they're
out of the blue
they're showing us their photos show strangers their photos tonight we're
playing may we see your
photos please are we playing that now or not well let's just go show them the
fromx building let's
just see what it looks like there there are people lining up to pick up their
photos hi hey you come
here hey hey hi my name's dave what's your name uh my name hero uh-huh i'm
sorry i didn't hear that uh
hero kito yes how do you spell that uh h-i-r-o h-i-r-o yes all right nice to
see you sir and and may we
see our photos please are these vacation photos work-related photos filing an
insurance form what
are you doing oh man babes let's see those here all those oh wait a minute we
have demonstration hold
them right up to the lens oh you're you're cutting hair or you're not cutting
hair what are you doing
in there with a camera oh you have demonstration uh-huh it's a demonstration
yeah yeah and you
thought it would be fun to go photograph the demonstration yeah all right good
all right
thank you hero for playing may we see your photos please
you know what the guy looks like the guy just went into a barber shop with a
camera
very well yeah but would you want to do something like that no i i'm not do we
have a second to go
back up and show some photos to people all right let's one more time let's may
we see some photos
please here we are up on sixth avenue here's a uh gentleman looks like he's uh
been copying military
secrets how do you do sir nice to see you did you pick up photos today sir yes
i did yeah may we see
your photos please sure all right wow that's beautiful what where was that
taken uh hoboken
hey and what is this sir i think detroit no san francisco yeah is that is that
the is that the bay
bridge the golden gate bridge yes it is yeah which one uh the golden gate i don't
think so and this
sir where was this taken uh california are you a professional photographer well
so am i i i'm really
a claims examiner i see well thank you very much sir i have another one i have
some more here oh all right
what is that well that's me all right get out of here sir get it just beat it
just no hit the
road just pack up your belongings get the hell out who is this guy why is he in
there with pictures
of me uh where okay let's finish the top ten and then we'll go back hi sir nice
to see you
i'm looking for my i know you are everybody's got a story take a seat
i don't know what's the matter with me tonight i'm jumpy uh here we go number
four uh install an air
conditioner in your oven for food so cool it's hot man alive number three