Name: Dave Smashes Things In Super Slow-Motion | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Smashes Things In Super Slow-Motion | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-05. Transcript available.

If you ever watched sporting events, any kind of sports, baseball, football,
hockey, bowling, anything,
you've seen slow motion instant replay.
Even on this program, we've had slow motion instant replay with our silly
little pet tricks that we all love so greatly.
Tonight, we're going to demonstrate a really advanced version of the slow
motion machine.
Oh, Hal, this will be our director, Hal Gertner.
Hal, do you have some...
Yes, sir.
That's Gertner.
Oh, I'm so sorry, Hal.
Show them an example of the super extra slow motion technology we're going to
demonstrate here tonight.
Watch the monitors, folks, and see what we're up to here.
Okay, Hal, just roll it now.
All right, here it comes.
Very, very slowly it comes in.
You can see the stitches as they rotate around the ball.
Nicely done.
Thank you very much, Hal.
So tonight, we're going to test some of this equipment.
And actually, we're going to do some things with this and show you how that
equipment works played back.
Are we all set?
All right, we'll just start here.
That's all right, go ahead and put it right down there.
Oh, this will be exciting.
This is, I think you're going to enjoy this.
First of all, we have a, is this mousetrap all set?
Okay, it's a mousetrap.
Put it right there.
Let me move some of this stuff.
Okay, Paul, maybe a drum roll or something from Steve.
Okay.
And a hot dog.
We all set?
Okay.
Okay, now, let's take a look at that in slow motion with the extra super-duper.
Here it is, the mousetrap, the hot dog.
Boom.
Thank you, rabbi.
Now, all right.
I'll just hang this up over there.
There you go.
A model airplane and a baseball bat.
I just throw this up and hit it?
All right.
Where do you want me to stand?
Anywhere?
Is this good?
Okay.
Take a look at that.
See what that looks like in slow motion, instant replay.
There it is.
Oh.
Ooh.
That's a tough flight.
If you've ever been on board one of those.
The bowling ball and pudding.
What kind of pudding do we have here?
It is butterscotch pudding.
Okay.
Here's the bowling ball.
You ready, Carl?
Oh, God.
Whoo.
Yeah.
See?
Yes, sir.
Am I right?
This is comedy, isn't it?
Okay, Hal, let's take a look at this job if we can.
Here it is.
There's the pudding and the ball.
Mmm.
Yeah.
Mmm.
And he left the 7-10.
All right.
Now where are we going, Kev?
The, uh, woo.
Woo!
I feel like Gump Worsley.
Oh, it's a kick save.
All right.
Oh, I can't move it.
All right, it's the, uh, the...
How many times has this happened at a reception?
Somebody walks in, the wedding cake and the fire extinguisher.
First of all, let me...
Let me make sure this is working.
It's empty.
Oh, this is actually a fire violation, isn't it?
All right.
Well, you can't...
No, the noise won't do anything.
Well, let's try it anyway.
You know...
You know, ladies and gentlemen, in all fairness, it's not like we had the
entire day to make
sure this was loaded.
All right, let's...
All right, let's...
Are you ready, Carl?
All right, let's try it again.
All right, let's try it again.
All right, let's try it again.
All right, let's try it again.
All right, let's try it again.
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All right, let's try it again.
All right, let's try it again.
All right, let's try it again.
I feel like Gallagher.
Now we have a dog.
Bring the dog in.
What is the dog's name?
Come on.
What is your name, ma'am?
Bambi.
Your name is Bambi?
Yes.
And what is the dog's name?
Noodles.
Bambi and Noodles.
I've seen your show Saturday mornings here on NBC.
What kind of dog is Noodles?
A mixed breed.
A mixed breed, and you're going to put noodles in the water, and we're going to
watch how the
dog dries himself up.
Oh, it's all right, you can do this.
Oh.
Paul, will you get the zamboni out here, please?
Okay, Noodles.
Now, Noodles doesn't mind the bath, does he?
No.
It's a sweet dog.
Hi, Noodles.
How are you?
By the way, did you get some of that wedding cake?
I'm all right.
Okay.
Okay.
Now, be very careful.
It's awfully slippery here, and GE doesn't need a lawsuit already.
Now, let's move this out of the way.
Okay, now, Noodles will dry off, and we'll see it in slow motion.
Come on, Noodles.
What?
Come on.
There you go.
Yeah.
That was it.
Noodles doesn't want to tire himself out.
Thank you very much, Bambi.
Thank you very much, Noodles.
There it is in slow motion.
There it is in slow motion.
Oh, that's pretty neat.
Okay.
We're going to need more eggs for this.
We've only got a half a dozen here.
All right, turn on the fan.
First of all, we have to make sure these eggs aren't hard-boiled.
So, Paul, will you check and see if those are hard-boiled or not?
Those are fresh?
They're right.
Okay.
All right.
All right, turn on the fan, and here we go.
You all set, Carl?
Yes.
We're demonstrating some advanced television technology tonight.
All right, stand back, gentlemen.
Oh, no.
Slow the fan down a little bit, if you--
What happened to the--
Oh, my god.
What happened to--
Yeah, see, details we really can't bother with,
because we have other things to worry about here at NBC.
We've got to get somebody to blow-dry Michael Landon's hair and do what?
First second I do the tower.
All right.
It is a-- yeah, it must be a GE fan.
All right.
But, you know, ladies and gentlemen, sometimes you can take advantage of a
pause like this
to sort of, well, ref--
It's a power, Tony.
Sort of reflect on your busy day's activities.
All right?
You all set?
Okay.
Eggs in a fan, ladies and gentlemen.
You won't see this on the CBS late movie.
Here we go.
One.
Two.
Oh!
Three.
Four.
All right.
Let's see.
There it is.
Thank you very much.
There it is.
And...
Did it hit it yet already?
That's it?
Oh, yeah, not... Oh, God.
Oh, okay.
It's apparently one of those heavy-duty fans.
Did we see the whole thing?
We missed the eggs?
All right.
Do you want me to try some new eggs or what?
We have the eggs?
Oh, there's a missed one.
And...
I didn't see anything.
Well, it's not...
Oh, there it is.
Oh, that was pretty good.
All right.
Let's just try a couple more for the heck of a...
Ooh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Wow.
That's it.
That's it.
We got a great show.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
We got a terrific show tonight.
Terry Garr is here.
Lynette Woodard, the first female Harlem Globetrotter.
And George Miller.
Come on back.
Thank you.
Thank you.