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our next guest is one of the most beautiful women in the world and one of the
most successful models
in the world as well tomorrow night uh she will be the host of revlon's second
annual
unforgettable woman contest do you know anything about this paul i'd love to
hear about yeah all
right we'll find out all about it ladies and gentlemen please welcome back to
the program
cindy crawford cindy
how you doing good i have the vague sense that you and i are from the same part
of the country
and i know that for a fact you're from illinois dekalb illinois which is where
where is it located
in the state it's uh 60 miles straight west of chicago right and i think you're
from indiana
indianapolis that's right you didn't make the license plates no no that's right
i was not in
prison making license plates no no i mean don't they have michael jackson or
they were trying to
get michael jackson put on the license plates oh is that right they were home
of michael jackson
yeah he's from gary indiana yeah that's pretty cute uh now so uh what was life
like for you as a kid
there it was great i mean it's a really great place to grow up where did you
live on a farm that's
what people always ask you i know everyone thinks like i wore no shoes and
overalls but you know we
had did you did you wear overalls i had overalls but i had shoes too it was
great you know i mean it's
really small i mean like small like one high school kind of thing how big was
the high school it was big
enough you know were were you were you this is an impossible question but in
high school were you
like a really a really good looking girl in high school no dave she was
terribly homely
i wasn't uh yeah i don't i mean that's a little i don't know i mean i wasn't
the most what is it they
vote like homecoming queen i was never there you were not the homecoming queen
i was like a pretty
serious student did you study good you get good grades then yeah uh what was
your average 4.0 really
4.0 well you can't get any better than that yeah it's pretty good and uh
hobbies extracurricular
activities clubs sing home ec any of that yeah sports playing sports oh softball
were you good at
softball i was um i was pretty good actually i broke my arm pitching um well
not actually pitching but
catching a ball that was hit to me as a at a pitching so that ended up sort of
yeah um and and
did you start modeling when you were in high school i started um yeah my last
year of high school wow and
how did that begin did you just say to your to your folks i think i would like
to model or did somebody
come to you and say i think you could model or it was sort of like i met
someone who knew someone who
yeah and i started slowly and i was talking backstage about my very first job
was for marshall fields i don't
know marshall fields is a huge uh department story in the midwest yeah yeah and
they wanted me to do
this bra ad all right all right i was lucky enough to at 16 to already have
something to put in it so
oh are you all right i just lost my footing i'm all right now are you all right
i'm fine now
i don't know i just yeah i don't know what's gotten into paul i just slipped
paul was like doing this whole number to me i thought you were gonna give me a
break this time
all right so so at 16 so anyway so i had to decide right then and there if that
was something
i would do yeah and um i did it now why why did that have to be uh lingerie or
undergarments why
couldn't it have been i don't know i mean well i was like a nobody i was like
this beginning model
and i would have i mean i wanted to do it anyway so i did it but the thing is i
came into my high
school after the day it ran in the tribune it was like plastered everywhere
sure yeah because they
included your your face in it i would guess yeah yeah no they that's not that's
not how they
recognized her that just her face was not in it but that wouldn't be well i don't
know so it must
have been traumatizing for you as a kid huh well i mean it was a little i think
that i felt i felt
you know it was like my job and i felt bad that people but then i realized you
know i was like
i got my first check and i said yeah there you go to hell with you kids yeah uh
now this uh revlon's
most unforgettable woman this is the yeah 1990 is this the second year they've
had this yeah this is
the second year what happens here well um girls from anywhere they send in
three photographs and
they're chosen based on the way they look obviously because it is for cosmetic
ad they win by the way
they get to be in an ad plus they get 25 000 which i think is pretty solid deal
now who was the
unforgettable woman of last year or slipped your mind no no no no no it didn't
her name is tracy
i mean it's zin new it's it's um she's indonesian or thai or something but
anyway it's a very hard
name for me to say that's right all right we'll come back to that mary new in mary
sin new in yeah
mary sin new in yeah yes it's hard that's a hard name and and you'll be you'll
be hosting it and also
uh one of the judges i'm not a judge um regis philman regis philman is a judge
and um like two
modeling agencies are judges and candace candace bergen is she's announcing
like a big deal it's yeah
it's gonna be nice you're like the franchise for revlon right you're like the
spokesperson for the
company well i mean they have they're such a huge company but i'm the one
spokesperson that's now do you
use their cosmetics yeah yeah what kind of stuff do they make they make
lipstick they make everything
eyeliner eyeliner blusher do you want anything i can no i don't need anything i
just just want to run
down the product line do they make a nice talc would it be possible to get a
good towel yeah they have
they have great they have talc they have fragrances and do you do you like the
stuff yeah yeah yeah yeah
and you you also in your job it's you're in a really great position because you
get to see the
entire world you must travel all the time yeah a lot where have you been
recently um this year i got to go to
moscow which is probably the most interesting especially right now it's a
really cool time to be
there and how long were you there 10 days and did were people just drawn to you
or did they leave
you alone or what how did that work well i mean it's i'm surprised there when
people do recognize me
because you don't really think that they get american vogue there but i did see
some american vogue is
very popular in moscow isn't it i i didn't even know you could buy it there you
can't buy anything else
i'm surprised that they would know anything about it they do they know they
they do know it's like when
i was in the himalayas once i mean like we had to drive two days over to the
mountains and we're
staying in tents and we get there and someone has a british vogue with me on
the cover that they
want autographed yeah and i was like where did you find this you know there's
no food or anything
there and they have british vogue so it's that that always it's the worldwide
language of fashion
yes yes it is it's more important than than all those do you do you have
trouble when you're when
you're flying and when you're traveling to to various places for a vacation i
guess you would
probably travel uh with friends or whatever but when you're traveling to work
you may have to be
alone do you have trouble with guys bothering you it's sort of like i'm doing
here tonight
you're not bothering me no i had i had one really sort of strange um i was
flying once i think i think
was when i was going to india actually and i was by myself in the upstairs of
the plane and so there's
only like five people there and everyone was watching the movie and it was
except for me and
this guy behind me who was really sloshed at the time he was drunk very drunk
yeah might have been
the pilot was this a north no no it wasn't i don't think so but he could have
been back and taking
a rest um and anyway he must have spilled something or i don't know what made a
mess so he
slowly after snoring for two hours crawled to the bathroom when he came back he
tried to clean himself
up but his everything was wet so he he's behind me in the plane and he just
gets to a seat takes his
pants off and he's really fat puts the pants and he's gonna let him drown he
sits there in his
underwear you know like with this big stomach hanging out like that so i i i
thought okay i
mean what can i meanwhile i couldn't you know for the last hour i listened to
him snore so i
went to the i mean a steward i went downstairs i said you know there's this man
behind me has no
pants on was he in the pants section or the no pants international flight so
they have probably
the no pants section sure and so the pilot i mean the steward comes up with me
and says sir i'm
sorry but you know other people are complaining you have to put your pants back
on so he knows that
it's me that told on him so meanwhile he's leaning in forward going you i won't
repeat what he said
he keeps you know saying all this so then i went back down to the and i said
now he's saying mean
stuff to me to make him stop so anyway they sent him back into economy oh good
good and and when you
landed did they have somebody take him right off the plane no i he's probably
was like passed out
probably slapped him around a little bit um all right tomorrow it is tomorrow
night right where is
this taking place the most unforgettable second annual temple of dendor oh yeah
the uh museum of
modern art right no no the metropolitan yeah okay great well it was a pleasure
to see you again you
were here like two years ago or so i was here no last summer last summer last
summer oh great well
come back again well thank you for some reason i thought it was like a long
time ago no it was just
last summer because it was when i had the weirdo break into my apartment you
had the weirdo break into
your apartment oh that's right and i understand they're married now and they're
both
it worked out very well nice to see you again it's uh cindy crofford we're
already back here