Name: Dave Sends Billy Dee Williams To Meg Parsont For Valentine's Day | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Sends Billy Dee Williams To Meg Parsont For Valentine's Day | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-14. Transcript available.

hal hal are you in there hal turn on that external camera will you that's a hal
ernie gurney our
director and this is looking out the 14th floor across 49th street here in midtown
manhattan
okay let's take a look at the building there's meg our good friend meg parsant
over there
the hell does she work for pocketbooks a division of simon and schuster
publishing
uh okay let's call her you know we had her big uh what did we have we had our
anniversary party
you were at the anniversary party this was yeah for our ninth anniversary and i
believe meg was
there here in fact we have a picture of meg at the party i'll save that all
right let's call meg
and chat with the lovely meg parsant where's that damn number where the hell is
that damn number
see where's that damn number anyway where's your kids put that damn number
come out there and beat the hell out of you kids give me that damn number
this should be the lovely the uh look at that hair man is there hey meg it's me
your friend dave how's
it going okay hey can we put you on the air yes okay wave to america hey there
you go
meg meg meg meg how have you been i've been fine what what's new with you
ah that's such a general question um things have been fine look look don't
criticize the questions
all right you just answer them it was a very sincere question okay uh and let's
see uh super
bowl did we talk about the super bowl yeah what did you think of that did you
enjoy that yeah i thought
it was really exciting have you had any time off lately no how's your boyfriend
tony yes he's doing
just fine everything good there yeah everything's good and your family family
is wonderful i sent a doll to
my niece for valentine's day and she loved it that's very sweet how how old is
your niece she's
four four years old what kind of a doll was it it was a little rag doll with a
velvet red velvet
dress that's very cute i think she should probably be thrilled with that i hope
so now who are
all those people loitering out there in the doorway yeah it looks like some
sort of it looks like one
of those dockers commercials those idiots are walking around talking about
being guys and how they enjoy
their pants and that sort of thing oh soccer yeah that's a pants commercial uh
meg i understand you
were at the big christmas party i'm sorry the anniversary party yes yeah and
how long were you
there um for quite a while actually you know i didn't get to see you i'm sorry
what time did you
arrive i guess i arrived at about eight something yeah that's when i arrived i
got there about eight
o'clock yeah yeah and i didn't see you did you make an effort to find me i did
see you actually you
did see me yes and did you come over and say hello well you were surrounded
well thank you very much meg
i it's not that i didn't want to now did you have a nice time at the party i
had a very good time
weren't you weren't you impressed and at the same time troubled by what seemed
to be an inordinate
number of weasels at the party i can't say that i was oh man do you have weasels
in publishing yeah
i think there are weasels everywhere well that's the you know that's the sad
truth that's what the bible
tells us meg well you know it's true yeah but that's what's sickened me about
that party it was
the staff and the crew that's fine they're they're great and and then plane
loads of weasels
i didn't meet any weasels you had a good time i had a very good time yeah were
you drunk um maybe just
a little what did you what were you drinking meg uh actually i wasn't really
drinking very much yeah
okay here we have a picture of you at the party and it's you and another woman
and i and i've been
told that this is a friend of yours who is the friend you know uh sally hoffman
probably sally hoffman
what does sally do she works in another part of simon and schuster yeah well it's
clear to me from
this photo that sally is in the bag so then then i told my boss i said look if
i can't have thursdays
off i'm not coming in i've got to have a new schedule a lot of that all night
uh meg i'm glad
everything is good with you i'm glad you were able to come to the party i'm
sorry i missed you and you
know you mentioned it you mentioned it that in a couple of days it is valentine's
day that's true
and if you don't mind because you've been such a wonderful friend and neighbor
to us over the last
year i would like to send you my very special valentine and here tonight to
deliver it to you
is the man who most represents both romance and malt liquor mr billy d williams
oh i don't know if i should have that nail okay meg uh i think you have to uh
give the phone there
to billy for the presentation okay yeah oh my god undeniable this is my new
fragrance oh some cologne
and uh this is a fragrance for women and fragrance for men by uh exclusively
from avon well then you
know what uh billy uh what else do you have for meg over there oh she's fanning
herself
what else do you have for her what else do i have for her well i might have to
i might have to close
this is blind in your in your dreams you're closing that blind don't make me
come over there all right
but you have you have some flowers you have flowers for her i just gave her the
flowers and i just gave
her a colt 45. oh the malt liquor there i gave her my undeniable okay look
thanks billy you're gonna
be around over there for a while for a couple of minutes okay all right we'll
check back within a
couple of minutes ourselves we got other things to do hey will you folks knock
it off i'm on the phone
here man alive what bus did you come in on uh all right meg thank you very much
don't hang up we'll
be with you i guess in a minute i guess oh man see that like like boat in a
blue isn't it uh what are
we doing here morty all right uh all right we'll do a oh damn i just hung up on
her quick get her back
can we get her back quick get her back thank you very much take a shot of the
window hal see what's
going on over there oh well look look they're becoming friends isn't that nice
is meg still on
the line here is this migrator hello meg hello hey meg it's me dave can you
talk yes how's everything
going over there everything's just really wonderful are you enjoying some malt
liquor well i haven't
really had any yet but um try a lovely toast very nice uh what how does that
stuff taste meg it's really
okay i you know i never had this before really okay compared to what what
nothing nothing all right you
kids have fun yeah all right we have to go but all right i don't know what's
going on here tonight
i think billy is steamed he would like to go home he doesn't know how to graciously
excuse himself he
had a few minutes yeah i know there he says well when the hell do i get out of
here
is the phone dead you know yeah i hate to think of meg full of that malt liquor
though
i hate to think of me full of that malt liquor come to think of it let's see
let's take a look and
see if billy d has uh uh split the gig yet hal turn him on oh man this poor guy
he's thinking yeah i'll
drop by i'll do eight minutes and then i'll be in a cab i'll be downtown having
dinner by the time
this show hits and there he is over there talking with meg
seem to be getting along just fine and um our thanks to meg and billy d williams
you know i
i read nine newspapers a day good god oh yeah nine newspapers every day oh yeah
i'm a moracious
reader i'm kind of a news junkie yeah all right uh that's the show for tonight
good night everybody
you
Thank you.