Name: Al Pacino Reads The Top Ten Numbers | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Al Pacino Reads The Top Ten Numbers | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-21. Transcript available.

Thank you very much.
Thank you so much.
The, uh, kiddo...
Oh, thank you.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Al!
Look at this.
Al Pacino.
Al Pacino, isn't it?
Al, how you doing?
So nice to see you.
Look, Al, what are you doing here, buddy?
Well, Dave, I don't know.
Uh, um, I guess I, I, I was, uh, I was, um, I was wondering,
I know you got just a handful of, um, shows left.
That's right.
And, uh, I was, I was wondering if, uh, you'd let me help you out
with, uh, one of your top ten lists, one of your last ones.
Oh, read the top ten list?
That would be tremendous.
Al, no, no, sorry.
Come on, come on over here, Al.
No, I, no.
Come on, have a seat.
I don't, I don't, I don't mean, I don't, I don't mean, um, I, I, I, I just, uh,
I don't
want to, oh, no, I don't want to read, I don't want to read it.
It's just kind of, that, that could be deadly, you know?
So, uh, and I'm not, I'm not really prepared.
However, can I read the numbers?
Read the numbers?
Yeah.
Oh.
I sort of, that's, that's sort of why I came.
I just read all of them.
I've always wanted to.
I have a little something here for you, Al.
I want you to try this.
Let me see.
How you been, buddy?
Oh, it's okay.
I, I didn't know you paid checks.
Say hello to my little friend.
Well, that's, that's what we want to hear.
Who should remember that?
It doesn't seem to understand.
Okay.
That was good.
Where's the heck is a thing?
Oh, there it is.
I always get so comfortable when I sit here.
I want you to be comfortable, Al.
I, I am.
Now, listen, uh, so you're going to do the, the numbers.
I, yes.
Okay.
So the category, uh, you know, there's a big movie coming out.
This weekend, Mad Max, uh, Fury Road.
It opens tomorrow.
Uh, Mad Max.
And people say, why, why is Max so mad?
Mad Max.
Oh, yeah.
We have the top 10 reasons that Max is mad.
Oh, what could they read?
Right here.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I'll read the entries.
You, uh, kick it off with the numbers.
Okay.
Anytime you're ready.
Okay.
Uh, uh, number 10.
His brother, Mad Gary, keeps asking for money.
Mad Gary.
Nice job, Al.
Thanks.
I keep going, right?
Yeah, keep going.
Number nine.
Instead of Fury Road, GPS sent him to Fury Lane.
Number eight.
Fox canceled the Mindy Project.
Number seven.
Only saved 12% after switching to Geico.
Number six.
Paid $2 million for Letterman's Marquee.
Number five.
Low T.
If you need to take a break anytime, it's fine with me.
I just didn't get that last week.
Low T?
Yeah.
It's a condition that older men may get.
Oh.
It doesn't concern me.
No.
Atta boy.
I'm glad to hear that.
Okay.
Uh, number four.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh.
Oh, I did it.
Number four.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Look, wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
I forgot.
I'm sorry.
Habit.
I think number four goes, no?
People don't know how to use the word whom.
Number three.
His movie has to go up against Avengers Age of Ultron.
Number two.
People always asking, what happened to Mel Gibson?
And the number one reason why Max is so mad.
He's retiring on May 20th.
There you go.
It's so good to see you.
I love you.
I love you.
Thank you, my friend.
Al Pacino.
Fantastic.
He took a little piece of something that was really nothing and turned it into
a command performer.
That's what an actor can do.
Absolutely.
He took a little piece of something that was really nice to me.
He took a little piece of something that was really nice to me.
He took a little piece of something that was really nice to me.
He took a little piece of something that was really nice to me.