Name: Sarah Silverman Watches Classy Porn | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sarah Silverman Watches Classy Porn | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sarah Silverman Watches Classy Porn | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-23. Transcript available.

our next guest is a talented comedian she'll be appearing in New York City
this weekend as part of the inaugural marshals women in comedy festival please
welcome the funny Sarah Silverman thank you I had the greatest flight out here
I
was sitting next to this young couple with a little baby and I was making the
baby laugh the whole flight know what babies love ethnic jokes I was a baby
when I realized that uh I don't like doctors you know I mean I understand
that the doctor had to spank me you know when I was born but uh I don't see why
he had to call me a whore
I have a very long neck um that's actually my most attractive feature my
neck is four inches long flaccid
I'm not trying to brag or anything I don't think I'm a model or I mean I feel
sorry for models seriously because uh they're ragged on all the time
especially comics you know comics torture models why because they're pretty
well
so let me tell you something models have feelings
did you know that if you put a model in boiling water they scream
if you put your ear up to the pot you can it's like their version of screaming
I cannot believe I'm not tired I guess because I'm excited but uh my cat was
throwing up all
night last night so obviously I was up all night holding her hair you know
I went to visit my family last week and I had a real nice time I saw my sister
and uh my sister told
she told me that she was with two men in one night
can you believe that she could hardly walk after that two dinners
oh my god I saw my niece um my niece is three years old she is so cute you know
and she comes up to me she knows I'm a comic and everything you know so she
comes up to me and she's like I'm a comic too I can tell jokes too and she's uh
telling me all these jokes and everything and I didn't know what to do you know
because like she's not funny
but when I was um but when I was uh very very little um I saw my father naked
by accident and uh yeah but I you know I don't think I was like really affected
by it you know because I was so young you know and so drunk
I have a boyfriend and um and I've learned so much from my boyfriend seriously
um for instance
if you take a shower with your boyfriend I guarantee you that by the time you
step out of that shower your breasts will be sparkling clean
somebody told me that uh Marilyn Manson is Jewish and uh that just tickles me
Marilyn Manson Jewish because that means there's like 25 people 30 people out
there somewhere who can be like
oh yeah Marilyn Manson I went to Hebrew school with that guy he's alright you
know
he sings a hell of a shema
thanks Paul
so I was um uh watching porn recently
and uh thank you and uh as I want to do on a sunny Sunday morning and um this
was like uh it was a series of vignettes right
and this particular vignette was um Ron Jeremy was the main actor he's a very
he's a very famous pornographic thespian I've got all his action figures
um so anyway in the scene Ron Jeremy is um pleasuring himself and he has his
pinky out
and I found out why he does that I found out why he does that um with his pinky
out it's because he's classy
nice to see you again thank you for being here Sarah Silverman ladies and
gentlemen
nice job