Name: Viewer Mail: Paul Puts On Dave's Hairpiece | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Viewer Mail: Paul Puts On Dave's Hairpiece | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-29. Transcript available.

it's viewer mail night uh viewer mail night
letter number one uh dear mr letterman what do you do when cute chicks come up
to you and ask
beat me tease me slap me please me sincerely michael fossey binghamton new york
well i simply say well i'm sorry ladies i'm a television host not a tv evangelist
thank you thank you yeah letter number two uh dear dave if paul could have hair
again
but it had to be hair like yours
would he take it uh it could happen sparkles usa uh geez i don't know paul what
do you what do you
think if you were going to have hair again uh would you would you want it to be
like the hair i have
here well you know would i ever and thank you so much and now thank you very
much and now i can and
and so can you with the late night hairpiece ensemble you know from the witty
charm of hey biff to the
manly sprawl of mr gurney each one captures the virile appeal of your favorite
television personalities
and each is made of lifelike machine washable dinelle so ask your barber or
novelty dealer and
soon you'll be saying i've got the worst haircut in show business
thank you were you doing just a little just a little paul in there just a
little at the end
i was reaching for whatever i yeah i know believe me i know the feeling yeah
but i have i guess it's
the as michael said the whole joke i guess is this part of the comma that's
right yeah the
semi-colon the gulf of mexico but you have yeah there it is right there okay
porn
and and uh further up here actually we have quite a canal going in that we
we're gonna bridge the pacific with the atlantic right through there one of
these days
i have that actually ever yeah
do you hear a helicopter oh god there could be trouble outside
why do we hear helicopters in here it's getting closer well that's a little
scary isn't it what about
uh sir you in the front row don't you know
okay here we go letter number three is it three uh dear dave is it true that
people who steal
things from museums are the lowest form of life ket car and drew brockett north
brook illinois
uh well captain drew i'm not sure we have the big chart here of the lowest
forms of life let's
take a look at it okay we have sea slugs on top then vjs then local car salesmen
who do their own tv
ads intestinal parasites uh nbc guys who promised to redecorate my office yeah
uh pro bowling groupies
i didn't realize they'd be on the list and ed meese well sure he deserves to be
there oh yeah down
there at the bottom people who steal things from museums we all hear that right
oh good good um letter number four dear dave i'm going to take my parents to
see the show sometime
in june would you like to have dinner with us afterwards if not would you ask
paul if he would
like to go with us my folks will probably treat this offer won't last forever
your considerate
fan steve gershick san francisco state california gee this is a uh a wonderful
thought somebody coming
to the show with their parents and they're inviting me to dinner and they're
going to treat and sure
i'm going to go with you thank you very much i'll look forward to that paul i'm
going to go have
dinner with these people i can hardly wait and they're going to pay for it it'll
be very nice
hey paul if something happened today you could go to dinner with the gershicks
name paul how could you even think of harming your friend dave don't listen to
him we're talking
about a free dinner here but if you kill dave you'll lose this cushy job well
uh paul is talented
enough to get his own show oh yeah right the paul shaver show come on yeah yeah
you win that does
sound pretty stupid that's all right dave you go and have a good time put the
little hairpiece back
uh dear mr letterman the main reason i'm writing mr letterman is to find out
when you will have adam
west on your show mr west is truly an underrated performer and deserves a shot
on your program
sincerely bradley davis east lansing michigan uh you know this is a it's a very
interesting letter uh request
and and we have a very very exciting treat for you ladies and gentlemen please
say hello to the star of
batman adam west adam come on out
this is very exciting thank you very much for stopping by it's my pleasure david
uh-huh do you uh
do you still keep in touch with bert ward who brett ward your little uh co-star
your little crime
fighter pal oh robin robin yeah we're close friends yeah and uh how many
episodes of batman did you
shoot geez i don't know a thousand you know i think the show is only on the air
like two and a half
seasons so a thousand seems high uh dave uh i have a confession to make i'm i'm
not really adam west oh my
gosh it's our very own gerard mulligan look at this paul it's not adam west at
all it's jerry mulligan
what the heck is going on here jerry dave i just couldn't disappoint bradley
davis uh-huh he wanted
so much to see adam west yeah well that's a nice gesture but why didn't we just
get adam west to be
on the show all right i got him west and they're better things to do with this
time
you