Name: CBS Mailbag: What Dave Did On Vacation | Letterman
Uploaded: 2024-03-07T16:00:11.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'CBS Mailbag: What Dave Did On Vacation | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'CBS Mailbag: What Dave Did On Vacation | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-07. Transcript available.

I'm sorry I overlooked as a gentleman sitting at the band and I Paul introduce
your this is well this is it this is quite controversial actually sitting in
with us all night long Elia Kazan everybody and all night long
Elia Kazan is with us all night long he's gonna be naming names naming names
all
night long Elia Kazan yeah and does that mean anything naming names are these
people in trouble no he's just I don't think so I think it's just gonna be
naming names all right let's see let's see how that works go ahead sir name a
couple of names Jean Swift Brooke Capps Robert Pack Carl Lindham Christine
Hand Donald Axon wait a minute save a few save a few it's a long night oh it's
gonna be a lot yeah so all night long you swear to me we got the AAA stuff
we get the we get the prime stuff seem like a great idea if there's a lolo you
know go right go right to okay ladies gentlemen Friday night let's open up the
old CBS mailbag and answer some of the letters okay these are actual letters
from actual viewers like you
folks at home there here we go dear Dave letter number one is good when will
you be where will
you be watching the Academy Awards of this year uh Bronson Barnes the Grand Rapids
Michigan well
obviously this letter came in a little late uh I actually uh went to the
Academy Awards and
was out there in the audience for the big ceremony uh Sunday night I had a
great time
really you were there yeah they try to go every year there was one one little
bit of ugliness but
other than that man I had a great bit of ugliness yeah just one little take a
look and the Oscar goes to
Roberto!
get down from there you monkey what are you hey this is who don't behave like
this in America what is wrong with you?
that's some of my best work I think it's some of my best work letter number two
dear Dave being from the
Motor City uh seems most apropos a little French there a little French your way
apropos that I
should ask uh the Dave concept car what is it Kelly Butler Detroit Michigan
well this is kind of a
cute letter but I want to tell you something seriously don't kid yourselves
when it comes to new cars you
can't do much better than the 1999 Volkswagen Passat Alan tell them all about
it that's right Dave the
1999 Volkswagen Passat with MSRP of 16 798 taxes and title fees extra GMAC
financing available to
qualified buyers definition of qualified buyers subject to change even if you
put your faithful
financial indiscretions behind you you still might not be a qualified buyer 20
how a few bad checks can
haunt you for the rest of your life okay it was more than a few bad checks yes
they locked me up for
eight long years but I paid my debt so if those bastards are going to treat
Alan Calder like street
vermin maybe I'll take one of their precious little passats for a test drive
down to Mexico I've
lived on the run before I can do it again model estimates lower in California
you can't do it again yeah anything from your buddy Elia now yes in rehearsal
you said he
wouldn't be able to do it remember I know he made it came true yeah yeah
anything from your buddy Elia now
yeah Elia name a few oh Kathy Ebner Earl Hill Cassandra Porter Jeremy Sockle
Cindy Russell uh-huh and Craig he's handsome that's enough
uh dear Dave what do you and Paul do when you take a week off uh from the late
show your Husky Oregon fan Daniel R Dalton the Beaverton Oregon um I don't know
I I can't really speak for Paul I know
Paul busy with the family and stuff on vacation when I when I'm on vacation I
like to keep active uh for example uh here's what I did on my uh last vacation
watch this
first I painted my unventilated closet
now then I checked all the pills in my medicine cabinet for freshness
next I spent a few hours observing the solar eclipse with my high powered binoculars
finally of course on Saturday night I had the honor and privilege of judging a
championship heavyweight
golf
yeah
that makes it extra funny yeah well yeah I get that smoke coming out of here
the you know the younger writers watch a lot of cartoons I see that's comedy
yeah look at it extra extra
extra extra funny there yeah younger writers younger writers watch a lot of
cartoons that's right
uh letter number four dear Dave I was just wondering if you ever thought about
having a Kool-Aid stand outside your theater oh your thirsty friend
Mary Kay Hanson from uh Stoughton uh Stoughton Wisconsin uh I don't know I don't
think it would be such a good idea I'm sorry no I don't think we want a Kool-Aid
stand outside
Mr. Letterman huh I'm sorry yes Harold what is it no Kool-Aid stand uh I I
think not thank you no Kool-Aid stand
all right we'll be right back all right
well now wait a minute
David Letterman sends his regards
that's all right well then I don't know that was terrible no that's that's
right
that's all right well then I don't that was terrible no that's that's right