Name: Stupid Human Tricks: The Tongue Wave | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stupid Human Tricks: The Tongue Wave | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-18. Transcript available.

- Okay, and why are you here exactly?
- I can do an amazing tongue wave.
- A tongue wave?
What the hell does that mean?
- Oh, you'll see.
- All right, do you need anything?
Can I hold anything?
You need a spotter.
- Yeah, if you can just stand right here.
- You need somebody to hold your ankles.
- Should you hold the cookie?
- I'm holding the cookie.
How about a drum roll, Melanie?
- If Paul feels inspired.
- All right, Paul, she would like a drum roll
or something like that.
- Okay.
- Here we go.
Thank you.
- That was dedicated to you.
- Yeah, thank you very much.
Kind of like high school biology classes.
One of those films you had to sit through.
- I got a lot of A's.
- Yeah, I bet you.
- Have we seen it now in slow motion?
And here it goes again.
Now you're really gonna.
Thank you very much.
Nice to see you.
Thanks for the cookies, Melanie Dark.
Bye-bye.
Let's see, is there a, oh, a Vinnie Bova.
I had that for lunch.
You ever had that Vinnie Bova?
- Vinnie Bova.
- Vinnie Bova, ladies and gentlemen.
Hey, Vinnie, how are you?
- All right, I'm fine.
- Vinnie Bova.
It's an interesting name.
It puts me in the mind of a veal dish.
I hope you're not offended.
- No, no, no.
- Where are you from, Vinnie?
- Brooklyn.
- And what do you do for a living?
- Um, a student.
- A student? Where do you go to school?
- Fordham.
- Oh, Fordham, yeah.
And you're making good grades?
- Uh, yeah.
- Yeah, what are you studying?
- Media studies.
- Media studies, and that includes,
I guess, neckties?
There you go, look at that one.
Woo!
Vinnie, you're gonna do a little thing
for us here tonight.
Tell the folks what it is.
- Okay, I'm gonna put a quarter in my cheek,
right here, and then I'm gonna shoot it up
in the air and try and catch it in my pocket.
- Oh, you're not.
- Oh, yeah.
- You just made that up hoping to win a cookie.
Well, they're all gone, Vinnie, I'm sorry.
Get a cab, go on back to Brooklyn.
You're done here tonight, pal.
Dave couldn't be here, I'm Kenny.
I'm sorry.
All right, Vinnie, let's see.
You're gonna spit a coin out of your...
Okay, all right, I'm gonna read it.
Here we go, Anton, I put a drum.
Vinnie, what's he doing with it?
Put it right in there, okay.
Here we go.
He was, you know, he was just off by about 15 feet.
Try it again, try it again.
All right, here we go.
I have a feeling you made the whole thing up
just to be on TV.
But you know, that's how I got the job.
Here we go.
Vinnie, the future of America, ladies and gentlemen.
Vinnie, loading his face full of coins.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
- Vinnie Balbo.
Vinnie Balbo.
Take a bow, come here.
Vinnie Balbo, ladies and gentlemen, right here.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Woo-hoo.
Nice job, Vinnie.
Thank you very much.
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augustine florida uh-oh i'm sorry i didn't understand the name saint augustine
oh saint
augustine florida that's like the oldest city in north america or in florida or
something yeah the
oldest city in north america yeah it's like a thousand years old somewhere
possibly i'm somewhere
founded exactly and they find the remains of the martians down there don't they
it's just that old
oh yeah there's a space colony at one time exhibit instead you have an exhibit
yeah that's cool he's
playing along uh michael what do you do for a living sir uh i sell cars sell
car your car sales
money are you enjoying so is it a good time is the car market good now thriving
yeah it's just
starting off so the recession is behind us now and things are starting to flow
yeah it's going up
really good you make a lot of commission on a car what kind of cars you sell i
sell hondas a hondas
what would it cost to put me in an accord how much could i accord yeah i got no
trade in i want to go
i want it loaded i want power seats i want everything you want the v6 i want
yes i want the v6 i want
the floor mats and the undercoating can you put me in traffic well let's make a
dealer come on all
all right let me get you a card we'll talk later now you don't want to play
along
let's see michael you're going to do something interesting for us here you got
stuff on you
did you realize that you got little things shooting out of here like that okay
yeah uh tell the folks
what you're going to do michael uh all these basketballs right over here i'm
going to attempt
to spin them all at the same time on my body wow how many do we have over there
like a dozen or
something i got ten i'm going to do ten all at the same time ten ten very
impressive you taught
yourself how to do this yeah i've been doing it since i was four really yeah i
could spin basketball when i was four
years old and do you ever do this on the floor of the showroom there to bring
customers in no of them
after this show i guarantee my manager's going to be wanting to do it these
cars will be selling
themselves all right michael ketman go right over there we get a little finger
he's going to spin
you got some special made equipment there don't you michael yeah homie you can't
buy this anywhere
man okay okay you spent a lot of time alone actually i'm married oh okay well
of course
here we go all right he's got spikes in every uh extremity of his body there we
go there's one
there's one all right put that right there on his all right one one down nine
to go here we go
there's two yes sir and three three four yeah here we go now let's get good
let's try very impressive look at how good that looks there you go michael
thank you very much
let's try go have a good trip back to florida
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